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Re: Al Gore where are you?
I have a line on some aftermarket smoke, but i haven't found a machine to
put it back in reliably.
"Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:461deb27$0$24790$4c368faf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>I have never found the right machine to put the factory smoke back into a
>unit so it operates properly.
>
> "Tommy" <tommy at leesecurity.net> wrote in message
> news:131r4e8env67ka1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> Hey that's an insider secret. you're not supposed to be posting that. now
>> someone will invent a re-smoker and put the chip makers out of business.
>>
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>> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:ymfTh.51424$mo3.336311@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Roland you seem to be in the same boat as our friend Mark...you took to
>>> much of the stuff....
>>>
>>> But your theory made me think of another we used a long time ago when I
>>> was learning electronics at college..
>>>
>>> All electronics stuff is working on smoke power,all chips,transistor and
>>> diode and even transformer..
>>>
>>> to prove it is simple...just overload a transistor,after some time a
>>> puff of smoke will come out of it,and it will stop working,proving that
>>> the smoke inside was the force that was driving it..
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
>>> 461c5c38$0$1349$4c368faf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>> http://www.sotallytober.com/funnies/buffalotheory.php
>>>> One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
>>>> to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
>>>> Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
>>>> fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
>>>> slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
>>>> natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
>>>> speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
>>>> killing of the weakest members.
>>>>
>>>> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
>>>> slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
>>>> brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
>>>> cells first.
>>>>
>>>> In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
>>>> cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
>>>> you always feel smarter after a few beers.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>> news:ovXSh.19455$mo3.274305@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
>>>>> 461b3c67$0$17188$4c368faf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think all those years of alcohol abuse are finally taking their
>>>>>> toll
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What? you finally admit it!!
>>>>>
>>>>> the world wont be the same after this confession!
>>>>>
>>>>>
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