Re: Al Gore where are you?

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I have never found the right machine to put the factory smoke back into a
unit so it operates properly.

"Tommy" <tommy at leesecurity.net> wrote in message
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> Hey that's an insider secret. you're not supposed to be posting that. now
> someone will invent a re-smoker and put the chip makers out of business.
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> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> Roland you seem to be in the same boat as our friend Mark...you took to
>> much of the stuff....
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>> But your theory made me think of another we used a long time ago when I
>> was learning electronics at college..
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>> All electronics stuff is working on smoke power,all chips,transistor and
>> diode and even transformer..
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>> to prove it is simple...just overload a transistor,after some time a puff
>> of smoke will come out of it,and it will stop working,proving that the
>> smoke inside was the force that was driving it..
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>> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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>>> http://www.sotallytober.com/funnies/buffalotheory.php
>>> One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
>>> to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
>>> Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
>>> fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
>>> slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
>>> selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
>>> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
>>> weakest members.
>>>
>>> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
>>> slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
>>> brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
>>> cells first.
>>>
>>> In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
>>> cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
>>> you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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>>> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>>>> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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>>>>> I think all those years of alcohol abuse are finally taking their toll
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>>>> What? you finally admit it!!
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>>>> the world wont be the same after this confession!
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