Re: Al Gore where are you?

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

http://www.sotallytober.com/funnies/buffalotheory.php
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to
his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.


"Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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>> I think all those years of alcohol abuse are finally taking their toll
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> What? you finally admit it!!
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> the world wont be the same after this confession!
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