Re: Al Gore where are you?

["Tommy" <tommy at leesecurity.net>]

Hey that's an insider secret. you're not supposed to be posting that. now
someone will invent a re-smoker and put the chip makers out of business.



"Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Roland you seem to be in the same boat as our friend Mark...you took to
> much of the stuff....
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> But your theory made me think of another we used a long time ago when I
> was learning electronics at college..
>
> All electronics stuff is working on smoke power,all chips,transistor and
> diode and even transformer..
>
> to prove it is simple...just overload a transistor,after some time a puff
> of smoke will come out of it,and it will stop working,proving that the
> smoke inside was the force that was driving it..
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> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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>> http://www.sotallytober.com/funnies/buffalotheory.php
>> One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
>> to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
>> Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
>> fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
>> slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
>> selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
>> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
>> weakest members.
>>
>> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
>> slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
>> cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
>> first.
>>
>> In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
>> cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
>> you always feel smarter after a few beers.
>>
>>
>> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>>> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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>>>>
>>>> I think all those years of alcohol abuse are finally taking their toll
>>>>
>>>
>>> What? you finally admit it!!
>>>
>>> the world wont be the same after this confession!
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