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Re: Looking to purchase alarm system - suggestions?



152's weren't tail draggers, at least they weren't when I used to test =
crash them.

Invade Canada? What for - cheap prescription drugs? :-)...oh I think we =
already do that.


"Frank Olson" <feolson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message =
news:JK9Be.1949521$6l.674872@xxxxxxxxxxx
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| "Crash Gordon=AE" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message=20
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| Sovereign...like Quebec eh?
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| You would "zero in" on the French aspect, wouldn't you??  Hey...  =
Alberta's=20
| got a whole pile of oil and apparently there's a huge resevoir of it =
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| BC coast as well.  Don't you think it's about time you guys decided to =

| invade Canada??  After all..  we do have WMD's (Women of Massive =
Dimensions)=20
| here and several "CANDY-DOO" nuclear reactors that could furnish us =
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| weapons grade material, eh.  The whole operation could be done "on a=20
| shoestring budget" (heck most of your troops could just walk across =
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| border).  You don't even have to employ depleted uranium shells.  All =
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| "tanks" are really cleverly disguised Honda SUV's and most of the =
F-18's we=20
| bought from our "neighbor to the south" have cracks in the fins and =
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| grounded (they do look "purty" though all lined up on the tarmac).  At =
best,=20
| we could put up a "spirited" defence with a couple of "Cessna 152=20
| taildraggers"...=20
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