Re: The START of a Story!!

[Jim Davis <Madno@xxxxxxx>]

On Saturday, October 29, 2022 at 1:47:01 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/29/2022 9:18 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> > On 10/27/2022 2:06 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >> On 10/26/2022 7:42 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>> On 10/26/2022 8:09 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >>>> On 10/26/2022 4:49 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>> On 10/25/2022 5:04 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >>>>>> On 10/25/2022 11:33 AM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 10:46:45 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:51 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe=
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> >>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4,=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4,=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Jim Davis=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Bob La=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and John=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew what he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and John had=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew what he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and relieve=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walls would .....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AVG antivirus=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puffed and blown=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now tried to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a wiff of=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John had to go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery..=
.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he had=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve all the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would .....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blown=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wolf=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from the shit=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hill and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into the eyes=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> promptly chloroformed=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the form=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her secret=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secure=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> classified government=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> info,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Office at 3=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AM in=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when he was in=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saved from the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carter=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lit, he woke=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fog was=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that.........=
..=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smelly farts which=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their collage days=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shuddering at the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> memory, he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get....=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... the ledger.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and headed=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> preparing to send=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he would be=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> besides, this was=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ......=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> his only=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> chance to.........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm awake," he=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> thought=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM! Suddenly he=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> realized=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> corporate police=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> all night=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> good idea."=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> End of Story!!=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> awakened him and now he had to deal with reality. Someone was=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> banging on the door. He jumped out of bed, put on his robe,=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when he opened it,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> standing there was . . . . . . .=20
> >>>>>>>>>> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag pipes.=
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> >>>>>>>>>> Not the=20
> >>>>>>>>>> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent=
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> >>>>>>>>>> in the=20
> >>>>>>>>>> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his saddleb=
ags=20
> >>>>>>>>>> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as=
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> >>>>>>>>>> he headed=20
> >>>>>>>>>> out the door to ...=20
> >>>>>>>>> get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how the=
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> >>>>>>>>> hell did his vehicle knock at the door?=20
> >>>>>>>>> But ---- O well,=20
> >>>>>>>>> He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell it to=
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> >>>>>>>>> Elon Musk for use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he know that=
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> >>>>>>>>> Elon didn't vote for him and also he hated him for what he did=
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> >>>>>>>>> to his cousin Monica.=20
> >>>>>>>>> Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla=20
> >>>>>>>>> headquarters - - -=20
> >>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>> He realized that he forgot to bring along his security ID. As he=
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> >>>>>>>> approached the gate he decided it would be best to go back and g=
et=20
> >>>>>>>> it. So it did a quick 180!! And as luck would have it......=20
> >>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>> There was a demonstration occurring outside the gate by southern=
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> >>>>>>> border immigrants who were protesting against not being employed=
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> >>>>>>> at the Tesla factory at high wage levels that would compensate=20
> >>>>>>> them for being immigrants. They pulled him out of his car and=20
> >>>>>>> began crowd surfing him from one side of the crowd to the other=
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> >>>>>>> until finally=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> ... he spotted a drop box for Epic Video rentals.  What better=20
> >>>>>> place to quickly hide...=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>=20
> >>>>> That is when he then realized he must be in Arizona.  But, he=20
> >>>>> thinks, if I am in Arizona, then that must mean that.........=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>> Danger Mouse was happy to have just watched the Cowboys beat the=20
> >>>> Bills 52-17, but he was tiring of the after game wrap up pundits=20
> >>>> flapping their jaws so he popped in a video he'd picked up from Epic=
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> >>>> Video earlier in the day.  He was pissed when he realized the tape=
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> >>>> just played noise... "Wait a minute.  That kinda sounds like an old=
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> >>>> acoustic modem."   He fast forwarded.  There was hours of it.  "I=20
> >>>> wonder..." he thought. He kept blipping ahead until near the end of=
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> >>>> the tape he found a short video recording.=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>> "Hi, My name is John.  If you are seeing this video AT&T Corporate=
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> >>>> Police or the Secret Service probably got me.  Please read the data=
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> >>>> on this tape and share it with the world.  Its a simple 300 baud 8+1=
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> >>>> ASCII recorded using my acoustic modem.  Its a copy of..."  KZZZRKT=
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> >>>> and then there was ordinary white noise to the end of the tape.=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>=20
> >>> After watching the video he started to laugh and laugh and laugh.....=
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> >>> He could not stop.  The laugh was uncontrollable, tears started to=20
> >>> form in his eyes but the laughing could not be stopped!!  He decided=
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> >>> to try and think of sad moment but the laughing just continued.  It k=
ept=20
> >>> up for hours and hours.  He tried to figure what he saw on the video=
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> >>> was so funny, but could not!!!  Then he tried to.......=20
> >>>=20
> >>=20
> >> ... stop this excruciating pain in his chest.  As he collapsed to the=
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> >> floor the last thought through his mind before all function ceased=20
> >> was, "I bet that guy was for real."=20
> >>=20
> >> Weeks later when somebody finally found his body surrounded by old=20
> >> pizza boxes and empty Jolt cola cans the local cop who got stuck with=
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> >> rotting corpse detail couldn't help but wonder why in the hell a=20
> >> secret service agent was poking around in his investigation, and "who=
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> >> the hell are those guys sitting out in the AT&T van?"=20
> >>=20
> >=20
> > It was finally decided by the local cop that there were more important=
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> > things to do.  So he closed the file and placed it in the archives bin.=
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> >=20
> > End of The Story!!=20
> >=20
> >
> For Danger Mouse it certainly was. With a lazy cop putting away a case=20
> with obvious headache factors it resulted in a closed file for a "death=
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> by natural causes." The corner didn't even give it a second look. Not=20
> only did he not find the chemical remnants of Digitalis he never even=20
> looked. Of course if he hadn't been in a big rush to get off to lunch=20
> he might have noticed the small pin prick on the neck of his patient.=20
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> ... is it truly over? What was the big deal about System 4? What was=20
> on the tape? Who killed Danger Mouse? Where is the tape? What about=20
> the other tapes John had? WHERE IS JOHN?=20
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> ... maybe we will never know, and maybe somebody else will pick up the=20
> trail. Stay tuned until next week at the same Bat Time on the same Bat=20
> Station.
> --=20
> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus software.=20
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In spite of the fact that the local police dropped the ball in the investig=
ation of this event, as the secret service took over the investigation, the=
y came across the video tape in the VHS player that the local police had mi=
ssed, Even though the machine was off, they saw that the recorder was set t=
o continuous play. Sending the tape to the lab for examination it showed no=
thing but a screen with hish-hash and audio static. It was puzzling - - - -=
 why would someone put a tape with nothing on it in a VCR and have it play =
continuously? After weeks of testing, someone had the idea to play the tape=
 backwards and much to their surprise it was a video of a SUV riding down a=
 street in Paris with the Eiffel Tower in the background. As the SUV came p=
ast the camera, it picked up speed and as it ran into the Glass Pyramid of =
the Louve, it exploded into a great ball of fire completely destroying the =
dome.. Unnoticed by the investigators, off to the side of the video picture=
, a lone figure dressed in black was standing off to the side watching the =
whole event while talking on a cell phone (which unknown to them was a AT&T=
 cellphone). . He slowly turned and walked towards and entered a awaiting B=
entley limousine which headed in the direction of