Re: The START of a Story!!

[ABLE1 <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>> of...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the form
>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her secret
>>>>>>>>> secure
>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified government
>>>>>>>>> info,
>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3
>>>>>>>>> AM in
>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was in
>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from the
>>>>>>>>> Carter
>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he woke
>>>>>>>> up and
>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once the
>>>>>>>> fog was
>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts which
>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage days
>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the
>>>>> memory, he
>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...
>>>>>
>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>> --
>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and headed
>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to send
>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he would be
>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides, this was
>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......
>> all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his only
>> chance to.........
>>
>
> Wake up.  BAM!  WAKE UP!  BAM!  WAKE UP! BAM!  "I'm awake," he thought
> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness.  BAM!  Suddenly he realized
> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate police
> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night
> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good idea."
> (BAM!)
>
>

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