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Re: The START of a Story!!



On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> > On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:=
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> >>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrot=
e:=20
> >>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Davis wrote=
:=20
> >>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go=
,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go,=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>> do, Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.=20
> >>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus softwa=
re.=20
> >>>>>>>>> www.avg.com=20
> >>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown down t=
he=20
> >>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to "huff an=
d=20
> >>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,=20
> >>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff of the w=
ind=20
> >>>>>>> coming from the shit house and=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=20
> >>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go,=20
> >>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to do,=
=20
> >>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the=20
> >>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....=20
> >>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown down the=
=20
> >>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to "huff and=
=20
> >>>>>> puff=20
> >>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf inhaled to=20
> >>>>>> take a=20
> >>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the shit house =
and=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and hit a=
=20
> >>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>>> Which caused..........=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes of...=
=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chloroformed him=
.=20
> >>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the form of a=
=20
> >>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her secret secure=20
> >> room with the hidden computers containing classified government info,=
=20
> >> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3 AM in=20
> >> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was in=20
> >> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from the Carter=
=20
> >> days and a big fat cigar.=20
> >=20
> > It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he woke up and=
=20
> > that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once the fog was=
=20
> > cleared out of his brain he determined that...........=20
> >=20
> >
> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=20
> But still it did have a flavor for which to.

make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts which is wha=
t originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage days when they w=
ere both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the memory, he instantly=
 packed up his cigars and headed for  ...
> --=20
>=20
> *Rocky T. Squirrel, esq.*


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