Re: The START of a Story!!

[Jim Davis <Madno@xxxxxxx>]

On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> > On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote=
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> >>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe=
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> >>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La Lon=
de=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Davi=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well"=
,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hil=
l.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would ....=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff o=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go=
,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all t=
he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> puff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> take a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the shit=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>> of...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chlorofor=
med=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> him.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the form=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> of a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her secret=20
> >>>>>>>>> secure=20
> >>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified government=
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> >>>>>>>>> info,=20
> >>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3=
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> >>>>>>>>> AM in=20
> >>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was =
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> >>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from the=
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> >>>>>>>>> Carter=20
> >>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.=20
> >>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he woke=
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> >>>>>>>> up and=20
> >>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once the=
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> >>>>>>>> fog was=20
> >>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........=20
> >>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=20
> >>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts whi=
ch=20
> >>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage da=
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> >>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the=20
> >>>>> memory, he=20
> >>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...=20
> >>>>>=20
> >>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....=20
> >>>> ... the ledger.=20
> >>>> --=20
> >>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>> --=20
> >>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and headed=20
> >>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to send=
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> >>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he would be=
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> >>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides, this was=
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> >>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......=20
> >> all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his only=20
> >> chance to.........=20
> >>=20
> >=20
> > Wake up.  BAM!  WAKE UP!  BAM!  WAKE UP! BAM!  "I'm awake," he thought=
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> > as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness.  BAM!  Suddenly he realized=20
> > (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate police=
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> > (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night=20
> > (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good idea."=
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> > (BAM!)=20
> >=20
> >
> End of Story!!
End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had awakened him and now=
 he had to deal with reality. Someone was banging on the door. He jumped ou=
t of bed, put on his robe, grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when he ope=
ned it, standing there was . . . . . . .