Re: The START of a Story!!

[Jim Davis <Madno@xxxxxxx>]

On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> > On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:=20
> >>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrot=
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> >>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe=
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> >>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Davis=20
> >>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had =
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all t=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to "huff=
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> >>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go,=20
> >>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to d=
o,=20
> >>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the=
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> >>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....=20
> >>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.=20
> >>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown down =
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> >>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to "huff a=
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> >>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf inhaled to=
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> >>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the shit=20
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> >>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and hit =
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> >>>>>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>>>>>> Which caused..........=20
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> >>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes of..=
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> >>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chloroformed=
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> >>>>>>> him.=20
> >>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the form of =
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> >>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her secret secure=
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> >>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified government inf=
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> >>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3 AM in=
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> >>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was in=
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> >>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from the Car=
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> >>>>> days and a big fat cigar.=20
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> >>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he woke up =
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> >>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once the fog w=
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> >>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........=20
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> >>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=20
> >>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.=20
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> >> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts which=
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> >> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage days=
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> > whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the memory=
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> > instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...=20
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> > The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
> ... the ledger.
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> Bob La Londe=20
> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
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Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and headed straight=
 for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to send a capsule to M=
ars and one of the crew was female. He knew he would be able to convince th=
em to let him join the crew and besides, this was the only opportunity he w=
ould ever have to get away from ......