Re: The START of a Story!!

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the form
>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her secret
>>>>>>>>>>> secure
>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified government
>>>>>>>>>>> info,
>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3
>>>>>>>>>>> AM in
>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was in
>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from the
>>>>>>>>>>> Carter
>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he woke
>>>>>>>>>> up and
>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once the
>>>>>>>>>> fog was
>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts which
>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage days
>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the
>>>>>>> memory, he
>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and headed
>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to send
>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he would be
>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides, this was
>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......
>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his only
>>>> chance to.........
>>>>
>>>
>>> Wake up.  BAM!  WAKE UP!  BAM!  WAKE UP! BAM!  "I'm awake," he thought
>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness.  BAM!  Suddenly he realized
>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate police
>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night
>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good idea."
>>> (BAM!)
>>>
>>>
>> End of Story!!
> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had awakened him and now he had to deal with reality. Someone was banging on the door. He jumped out of bed, put on his robe, grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when he opened it, standing there was . . . . . . .

.. was his trusty steed.  An old shovel head with drag pipes.  Not the
most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent in the
turns with its sticky sport bike tires.  He grabbed his saddlebags
preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as he headed
out the door to ...

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