Re: The START of a Story!!

[Jim Davis <Madno@xxxxxxx>]

On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> > On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wro=
te:=20
> >>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:=
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> >>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Lond=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La L=
onde=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Da=
vis=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on =
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "wel=
l",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what =
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a h=
ill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what h=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would ..=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked with=
in.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivir=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blo=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to =
go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he ha=
d=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all=
 the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the sh=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and=20
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill an=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eye=
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chlorof=
ormed=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> him.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the fo=
rm=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> of a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her secret=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> secure=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified governme=
nt=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> info,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3=
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> >>>>>>>>>>> AM in=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he wa=
s in=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from t=
he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> Carter=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.=20
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> >>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he wo=
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> >>>>>>>>>> up and=20
> >>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare. Once the=
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> >>>>>>>>>> fog was=20
> >>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=20
> >>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.=20
> >>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts w=
hich=20
> >>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage =
days=20
> >>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the=
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> >>>>>>> memory, he=20
> >>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...=20
> >>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....=20
> >>>>>> ... the ledger.=20
> >>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>> --=20
> >>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and headed=
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> >>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to sen=
d=20
> >>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he would =
be=20
> >>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides, this wa=
s=20
> >>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......=20
> >>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be his only=20
> >>>> chance to.........=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>=20
> >>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm awake," he thought=20
> >>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM! Suddenly he realized=20
> >>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate police=
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> >>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night=20
> >>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good idea."=
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> >>> (BAM!)=20
> >>>=20
> >>>=20
> >> End of Story!!=20
> > End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had awakened him and=
 now he had to deal with reality. Someone was banging on the door. He jumpe=
d out of bed, put on his robe, grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when he=
 opened it, standing there was . . . . . . .
> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag pipes. Not the=20
> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent in the=20
> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his saddlebags=20
> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as he headed=20
> out the door to ...
get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how the hell did his =
vehicle knock at the door?=20
But ---- O well,
He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell it to Elon Musk f=
or use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he know that Elon didn't vote for h=
im and also he hated him for what he did to his cousin Monica.=20
Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla headquarters - - - =
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