Re: The START of a Story!!

[ABLE1 <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 10/25/2022 5:04 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/25/2022 11:33 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 10:46:45 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> On 10/24/2022 8:51 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>> Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the form
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> government
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> info,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at 3
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AM in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he was in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he woke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare. Once
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fog was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly
>>>>>>>>>>>>> farts which
>>>>>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their
>>>>>>>>>>>>> collage days
>>>>>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at
>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>> memory, he
>>>>>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>>>>>>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and
>>>>>>>>>> headed
>>>>>>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing
>>>>>>>>>> to send
>>>>>>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he
>>>>>>>>>> would be
>>>>>>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides,
>>>>>>>>>> this was
>>>>>>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......
>>>>>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be his only
>>>>>>>>> chance to.........
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm awake," he thought
>>>>>>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM! Suddenly he realized
>>>>>>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate
>>>>>>>> police
>>>>>>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night
>>>>>>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good
>>>>>>>> idea."
>>>>>>>> (BAM!)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> End of Story!!
>>>>>> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had awakened
>>>>>> him and now he had to deal with reality. Someone was banging on
>>>>>> the door. He jumped out of bed, put on his robe, grabbed a cigar,
>>>>>> ran to the door and when he opened it, standing there was . . . .
>>>>>> . . .
>>>>> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag pipes. Not the
>>>>> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent in the
>>>>> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his saddlebags
>>>>> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as he headed
>>>>> out the door to ...
>>>> get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how the hell
>>>> did his vehicle knock at the door?
>>>> But ---- O well,
>>>> He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell it to Elon
>>>> Musk for use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he know that Elon
>>>> didn't vote for him and also he hated him for what he did to his
>>>> cousin Monica.
>>>> Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla headquarters
>>>> - - -
>>>>
>>> He realized that he forgot to bring along his security ID. As he
>>> approached the gate he decided it would be best to go back and get
>>> it. So it did a quick 180!! And as luck would have it......
>>
>> There was a demonstration occurring outside the gate by southern
>> border immigrants who were protesting against not being employed at
>> the Tesla factory at high wage levels that would compensate them for
>> being immigrants. They pulled him out of his car and began crowd
>> surfing him from one side of the crowd to the other until finally
>
>
> ... he spotted a drop box for Epic Video rentals.  What better place to
> quickly hide...
>

That is when he then realized he must be in Arizona.  But, he thinks, if
I am in Arizona, then that must mean that.........