Re: The START of a Story!!

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On 10/26/2022 4:49 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
> On 10/25/2022 5:04 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>> On 10/25/2022 11:33 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 10:46:45 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:51 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>> Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the form
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> government
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> info,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Office at 3
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AM in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he was in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he woke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fog was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> farts which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collage days
>>>>>>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering
>>>>>>>>>>>>> at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> memory, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>>>>>>>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and
>>>>>>>>>>> headed
>>>>>>>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing
>>>>>>>>>>> to send
>>>>>>>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he
>>>>>>>>>>> would be
>>>>>>>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides,
>>>>>>>>>>> this was
>>>>>>>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......
>>>>>>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be his only
>>>>>>>>>> chance to.........
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm awake," he thought
>>>>>>>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM! Suddenly he realized
>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate
>>>>>>>>> police
>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night
>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good
>>>>>>>>> idea."
>>>>>>>>> (BAM!)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> End of Story!!
>>>>>>> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had awakened
>>>>>>> him and now he had to deal with reality. Someone was banging on
>>>>>>> the door. He jumped out of bed, put on his robe, grabbed a cigar,
>>>>>>> ran to the door and when he opened it, standing there was . . . .
>>>>>>> . . .
>>>>>> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag pipes. Not the
>>>>>> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent in the
>>>>>> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his saddlebags
>>>>>> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as he
>>>>>> headed
>>>>>> out the door to ...
>>>>> get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how the hell
>>>>> did his vehicle knock at the door?
>>>>> But ---- O well,
>>>>> He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell it to
>>>>> Elon Musk for use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he know that
>>>>> Elon didn't vote for him and also he hated him for what he did to
>>>>> his cousin Monica.
>>>>> Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla headquarters
>>>>> - - -
>>>>>
>>>> He realized that he forgot to bring along his security ID. As he
>>>> approached the gate he decided it would be best to go back and get
>>>> it. So it did a quick 180!! And as luck would have it......
>>>
>>> There was a demonstration occurring outside the gate by southern
>>> border immigrants who were protesting against not being employed at
>>> the Tesla factory at high wage levels that would compensate them for
>>> being immigrants. They pulled him out of his car and began crowd
>>> surfing him from one side of the crowd to the other until finally
>>
>>
>> ... he spotted a drop box for Epic Video rentals.  What better place
>> to quickly hide...
>>
>
> That is when he then realized he must be in Arizona.  But, he thinks, if
> I am in Arizona, then that must mean that.........

Danger Mouse was happy to have just watched the Cowboys beat the Bills
52-17, but he was tiring of the after game wrap up pundits flapping
their jaws so he popped in a video he'd picked up from Epic Video
earlier in the day.  He was pissed when he realized the tape just played
noise... "Wait a minute.  That kinda sounds like an old acoustic modem."
  He fast forwarded.  There was hours of it.  "I wonder..." he thought.
He kept blipping ahead until near the end of the tape he found a short
video recording.

"Hi, My name is John.  If you are seeing this video AT&T Corporate
Police or the Secret Service probably got me.  Please read the data on
this tape and share it with the world.  Its a simple 300 baud 8+1 ASCII
recorded using my acoustic modem.  Its a copy of..."  KZZZRKT and then
there was ordinary white noise to the end of the tape.

--
Bob La Londe
CNC Molds N Stuff


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