Re: The START of a Story!!

[Jim Davis <Madno@xxxxxxx>]

On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 10:46:45 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
> On 10/24/2022 8:51 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> > On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe w=
rote:=20
> >>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote=
:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Lo=
nde=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La=
 Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim =
Davis=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob =
La=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse o=
n a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "w=
ell",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and Joh=
n=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew wha=
t he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a=
 hill.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well=
",=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John h=
ad=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what=
 he=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relie=
ve=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would =
.....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked wi=
thin.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antiv=
irus=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and b=
lown=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried =
to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wi=
ff of=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hil=
l.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had t=
o go,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he =
had=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve a=
ll the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would ....=
.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked withi=
n.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blo=
wn=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the =
shit=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill =
and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the e=
yes=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chlor=
oformed=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the =
form=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her secret=
=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> secure=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified govern=
ment=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> info,=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at=
 3=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> AM in=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he =
was in=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from=
 the=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Carter=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he =
woke=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> up and=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare. Once th=
e=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> fog was=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=20
> >>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.=20
> >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts=
 which=20
> >>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collag=
e days=20
> >>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at th=
e=20
> >>>>>>>>> memory, he=20
> >>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...=20
> >>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....=20
> >>>>>>>> ... the ledger.=20
> >>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and heade=
d=20
> >>>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to s=
end=20
> >>>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he woul=
d be=20
> >>>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides, this =
was=20
> >>>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......=
=20
> >>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be his only=
=20
> >>>>>> chance to.........=20
> >>>>>>=20
> >>>>>=20
> >>>>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm awake," he thought=
=20
> >>>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM! Suddenly he realized=
=20
> >>>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T corporate poli=
ce=20
> >>>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all night=
=20
> >>>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a good idea=
."=20
> >>>>> (BAM!)=20
> >>>>>=20
> >>>>>=20
> >>>> End of Story!!=20
> >>> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had awakened him a=
nd now he had to deal with reality. Someone was banging on the door. He jum=
ped out of bed, put on his robe, grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when =
he opened it, standing there was . . . . . . .=20
> >> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag pipes. Not the=
=20
> >> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent in the=20
> >> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his saddlebags=20
> >> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as he headed=
=20
> >> out the door to ...=20
> > get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how the hell did =
his vehicle knock at the door?=20
> > But ---- O well,=20
> > He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell it to Elon Mu=
sk for use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he know that Elon didn't vote f=
or him and also he hated him for what he did to his cousin Monica.=20
> > Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla headquarters - -=
 -=20
> >
> He realized that he forgot to bring along his security ID. As he=20
> approached the gate he decided it would be best to go back and get=20
> it. So it did a quick 180!! And as luck would have it......

There was a demonstration occurring outside the gate by southern border imm=
igrants who were protesting against not being employed at the Tesla factory=
 at high wage levels that would compensate them for being immigrants. They =
pulled him out of his car and began crowd surfing him from one side of the =
crowd to the other until finally