Re: The START of a Story!!

[ABLE1 <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 10/27/2022 2:06 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/26/2022 7:42 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>> On 10/26/2022 8:09 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>> On 10/26/2022 4:49 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> On 10/25/2022 5:04 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>> On 10/25/2022 11:33 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 10:46:45 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:51 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Jim Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and relieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AVG antivirus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puffed and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from the shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into the eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> promptly chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the form
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> government
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> info,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Office at 3
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AM in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when he was in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saved from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lit, he woke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fog was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smelly farts which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collage days
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shuddering at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> memory, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and headed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> preparing to send
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he would be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> besides, this was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ......
>>>>>>>>>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>> his only
>>>>>>>>>>>>> chance to.........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm awake," he
>>>>>>>>>>>> thought
>>>>>>>>>>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM! Suddenly he
>>>>>>>>>>>> realized
>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T
>>>>>>>>>>>> corporate police
>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending all
>>>>>>>>>>>> night
>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't such a
>>>>>>>>>>>> good idea."
>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> End of Story!!
>>>>>>>>>> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had
>>>>>>>>>> awakened him and now he had to deal with reality. Someone was
>>>>>>>>>> banging on the door. He jumped out of bed, put on his robe,
>>>>>>>>>> grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when he opened it,
>>>>>>>>>> standing there was . . . . . . .
>>>>>>>>> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag pipes.
>>>>>>>>> Not the
>>>>>>>>> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and decent in
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his saddlebags
>>>>>>>>> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic modem as he
>>>>>>>>> headed
>>>>>>>>> out the door to ...
>>>>>>>> get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how the
>>>>>>>> hell did his vehicle knock at the door?
>>>>>>>> But ---- O well,
>>>>>>>> He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell it to
>>>>>>>> Elon Musk for use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he know that
>>>>>>>> Elon didn't vote for him and also he hated him for what he did
>>>>>>>> to his cousin Monica.
>>>>>>>> Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla
>>>>>>>> headquarters - - -
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He realized that he forgot to bring along his security ID. As he
>>>>>>> approached the gate he decided it would be best to go back and get
>>>>>>> it. So it did a quick 180!! And as luck would have it......
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There was a demonstration occurring outside the gate by southern
>>>>>> border immigrants who were protesting against not being employed
>>>>>> at the Tesla factory at high wage levels that would compensate
>>>>>> them for being immigrants. They pulled him out of his car and
>>>>>> began crowd surfing him from one side of the crowd to the other
>>>>>> until finally
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ... he spotted a drop box for Epic Video rentals.  What better
>>>>> place to quickly hide...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That is when he then realized he must be in Arizona.  But, he
>>>> thinks, if I am in Arizona, then that must mean that.........
>>>
>>> Danger Mouse was happy to have just watched the Cowboys beat the
>>> Bills 52-17, but he was tiring of the after game wrap up pundits
>>> flapping their jaws so he popped in a video he'd picked up from Epic
>>> Video earlier in the day.  He was pissed when he realized the tape
>>> just played noise... "Wait a minute.  That kinda sounds like an old
>>> acoustic modem."   He fast forwarded.  There was hours of it.  "I
>>> wonder..." he thought. He kept blipping ahead until near the end of
>>> the tape he found a short video recording.
>>>
>>> "Hi, My name is John.  If you are seeing this video AT&T Corporate
>>> Police or the Secret Service probably got me.  Please read the data
>>> on this tape and share it with the world.  Its a simple 300 baud 8+1
>>> ASCII recorded using my acoustic modem.  Its a copy of..."  KZZZRKT
>>> and then there was ordinary white noise to the end of the tape.
>>>
>>
>> After watching the video he started to laugh and laugh and laugh.......
>> He could not stop.  The laugh was uncontrollable, tears started to
>> form in his eyes but the laughing could not be stopped!!  He decided
>> to try and think of sad moment but the laughing just continued.  It kept
>> up for hours and hours.  He tried to figure what he saw on the video
>> was so funny, but could not!!!  Then he tried to.......
>>
>
> ... stop this excruciating pain in his chest.  As he collapsed to the
> floor the last thought through his mind before all function ceased was,
> "I bet that guy was for real."
>
> Weeks later when somebody finally found his body surrounded by old pizza
> boxes and empty Jolt cola cans the local cop who got stuck with rotting
> corpse detail couldn't help but wonder why in the hell a secret service
> agent was poking around in his investigation, and "who the hell are
> those guys sitting out in the AT&T van?"
>

It was finally decided by the local cop that there were more important
things to do.  So he closed the file and placed it in the archives bin.

End of The Story!!