Re: A few to make you laugh

[Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Tuesday, April 28, 2020 at 12:55:07 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
Reminds me if another story.

Two guys down in Florida decide they're going to go hunting. They figure th=
ey'll camp on the edge of the glades overnight and head out to the glades i=
n the morning. As they're setting up camp, Joe goes over behind some bushes=
 to relive himself and all of a sudden yells out and comes running back and=
 falls on the ground writhing in pain, holding his crotch. "Pete, Help me! =
I think I got bit by a cotton mouth snake right on my c#*k." Pete says "I d=
on't know what to do, but we just passed a doctors house I go get him" Pete=
 runs into the office and yells " My friend just got bit by a cotton mouth.=
 I need help." The doctor says, "Quick, run back and suck the poison our an=
d I'll see if I can get the rescue team up here in time to save him" Pete r=
uns back to the camp and Joe groans "What did the doc say?" Pete says "The =
Doc says your gonna die"



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> .410 at close range cuts their head right off.  Shovel is cheaper and=20
> works as well, but not as much fun.  Don't think I ever shot one with a=
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> .22.  If you got one coming after you aggressively its way to late, and=
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> its probably your own damned fault for screwing with them.  That being=20
> said a snake that's blind while its shedding will strike at anything=20
> that moves.
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> I knew a few people who got bit by rattlers over the years.  Every=20
> single one, but one got nailed because they were drunk and screwing with=
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> the snake.  The exception was a railroad man who got nailed twice ...=20
> and was allergic to rabbit serum.  First time he reached into a switch=20
> box without looking.  Second time a few years later he had his gun=20
> leaning against a switch box when he spotted a snake.  when he reached=20
> for his gun to kill the snake he found there was a second had crawled=20
> out next to the butt of his rifle.  Yep.  Still allergic to rabbit=20
> serum, and somebody had eaten the goat. Atleast that's the way he told=20
> it.  We visited him in the hospital the second time.  He never came back=
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> to work.