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Re: A few to make you laugh



On 4/26/2020 11:22 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
> On 4/26/2020 1:24 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>> This isn't really a joke.  Seriously.
>>
>> One day my sun and I were going someplace in the truck.  He was much
>> younger.  Maybe a tween or young teen.  For some reason the answer to
>> every problem or situation was, "Should have used a turtle."  We were
>> laughing hysterically for no good reason.
>>
>> What do you say if you run your truck up on the curb? "Should have
>> used a turtle."
>>
>> What do you say when your truck falls off the jack?  "Should have used
>> a turtle."
>>
>> What about if you get rear ended and it crushes the back of your
>> vehicle?  "Should have used a turtle."
>>
>> It went on like that for several minutes.  Both of us riffing off the
>> other.  It probably took use five minutes or more of nonstop, "Should
>> have used a turtle," phony jokes before we started to realize how
>> stupid we sounded.
>>
>> Even still occasionally one of us will walk up on the other struggling
>> with a problem and say, "You should have used a turtle."  To this day
>> I still don't know how we got started on that.
>>
>> I know it won't make you laugh, but hopefully it will make you smile.
>
>
> Seriously Bob?? "Should have used a turtle."
>

Ah-Yup!!


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