Re: A few to make you laugh

[RTS <gafa@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 4/26/2020 2:52 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 4/26/2020 11:22 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>> On 4/26/2020 1:24 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>> This isn't really a joke.  Seriously.
>>>
>>> One day my sun and I were going someplace in the truck.  He was much
>>> younger.  Maybe a tween or young teen.  For some reason the answer to
>>> every problem or situation was, "Should have used a turtle."Â  We were
>>> laughing hysterically for no good reason.
>>>
>>> What do you say if you run your truck up on the curb? "Should have
>>> used a turtle."
>>>
>>> What do you say when your truck falls off the jack?  "Should have
>>> used a turtle."
>>>
>>> What about if you get rear ended and it crushes the back of your
>>> vehicle?  "Should have used a turtle."
>>>
>>> It went on like that for several minutes.  Both of us riffing off the
>>> other.  It probably took use five minutes or more of nonstop, "Should
>>> have used a turtle," phony jokes before we started to realize how
>>> stupid we sounded.
>>>
>>> Even still occasionally one of us will walk up on the other
>>> struggling with a problem and say, "You should have used a turtle."
>>> To this day I still don't know how we got started on that.
>>>
>>> I know it won't make you laugh, but hopefully it will make you smile.
>>
>>
>> Seriously Bob?? "Should have used a turtle."
>>
>
> Ah-Yup!!

Only on a fence post....

(jees, city folk.....)

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