Re: A few to make you laugh

[ABLE1 <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 4/26/2020 1:24 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> This isn't really a joke.  Seriously.
>
> One day my sun and I were going someplace in the truck.  He was much
> younger.  Maybe a tween or young teen.  For some reason the answer to
> every problem or situation was, "Should have used a turtle."Â  We were
> laughing hysterically for no good reason.
>
> What do you say if you run your truck up on the curb? "Should have used
> a turtle."
>
> What do you say when your truck falls off the jack?  "Should have used a
> turtle."
>
> What about if you get rear ended and it crushes the back of your
> vehicle?  "Should have used a turtle."
>
> It went on like that for several minutes.  Both of us riffing off the
> other.  It probably took use five minutes or more of nonstop, "Should
> have used a turtle," phony jokes before we started to realize how stupid
> we sounded.
>
> Even still occasionally one of us will walk up on the other struggling
> with a problem and say, "You should have used a turtle."Â  To this day I
> still don't know how we got started on that.
>
> I know it won't make you laugh, but hopefully it will make you smile.


Seriously Bob?? "Should have used a turtle."