Re: 707 Roll.

["I brive a dus" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Frank Olson wrote:
> I brive a dus wrote:
>
> > Frank, I've read some of Steve Ryckman's posts. While he seems like a
> > very intelligent man he's about as entertaining as slugs fucking. His
> > newsgroup dream has been realized over in that automation group. Those
> > geeks love to talk about jellywatts, jigawatts, megawatts, resistors,
> > remote control dildos, and all other kinds of techie nerdy crap.
>
> Heh...
>
>
>
> > So then post the PROOF that it was Mike.
>
> I'll do that when I have some time.<

You have more free time than a retiree

> > And if he did what would that accomplish?
>
> A giant leap for slugdom.
>
>
>
> > What's useless to you is entertaining to others.
> > I personally enjoyed Jack's posting of the Youtube burglar vids.
>
> That's completely different.  Did you enjoy the mega-bytes of useless
> html coding and catalogue sheets Bass posted?<

Are you talking about that HTML tantrum he threw? It was easy to
ignore.

> > Is it?
>
> Yep.  What's his "usual response" to people offering to make peace with
> him?  He tells them they have to "make nice" while he continues to abuse
> them.<

Last time I was abused it involved candles and a confessional. Nah just
joking it really involved 3 nuns and a hula hoop

> > Ummm Frank, last time I was the one who broke the peace.
>
> Nope.  That's not what I saw.  Bass broke the peace.  You were one of
> the first to hoist the flame flag.<

Nope I broke it.

> > I believe it
> > was somewhere around 2001 or 2002.  We had another decent flame fest
> > that lasted about 3 years and then it started getting old again.
>
> Is that what this is all about?  The "calm" before the next flame fest.
>   I sincerely hope not.<

I don't have time for flame fests but I do like reading them when the
material is fresh.

> > The years in the business thing is better than lotto but Frank that
> > ladder story was a whopper. Shame the devil and tell the truth
>
> I've never lied.  I honestly don't know what happened.  I was climbing
> the sucker, the top slipped sideways down a support web and contacted
> some 600 volt wires coming out of a large connector box mounted on the
> ceiling.  There was a big "flash" above me and the next thing I knew I
> was flat on my back looking up at my partner.  It happened over ten
> years ago and those particular memory cells have probably succumbed (to
> a nice single malt).<

I was jolted bigtime by a telco line. I was outside on the ladder with
no shirt on (there's a visual). It was in August 2003 in that heatwave
after the blackout. Anyway I was drenched in sweat and I let go of the
telco wires. Needless to say the wires found a home on my soaked body
and I swear there had to be an inbound call because my ass was frying.
I wish I could say that was the worst thing that happened that day but
it wasn't. It was a service call for Monkey where some new service
nitwit tried telling me replacing a system should take no longer than
an hour, the battery in the van croaked, and when I got home I tried to
treat the heat rash and used the WAY WRONG ointment. I was hopping like
a kangaroo and spent the night sitting with ice packs in my pants.

> > Bigtime lame. It's like kids saying "oh yeah" Yeah "oh yeah" Yeah
>
> Well, "yeah".<

I triple dog dare ya

> > Campbell's too fucking old to put up a decent fight.
> > Bob LaLonde doesn't discuss anything that doesn't involve gills or a
> > kickstand, and Jack is looking tired from reading the same shit being
> > posted with nobody backing up their nonsense.
>
> And I'm gettin' too old for this too.<

Yeah you're pushing 60 by now aint ya?

> > He's doing great. He has about 58,000 teeth, and that nose needs a
> > tissue every few minutes. How's the grandson? Have you helped the
> > parents out yet or are you being a dick and enjoying watching them
> > suffer sleepless nights?
>
> They had a break from the guy last weekend.  His Grandma and I decided
> to put them up in the honeymoon suite at the Pan Pacific.  Only thing is
> they came out looking even more tired then when they went in...  But I
> do recall they both wore stupid grins...  And who knows...  In about
> nine months we might just have a grand-daughter (like the other Frank).
>   The old rocker we saved from when both our kids were his age got a
> work out and I forgot how comfortable it is to fall asleep in.  :-)<

Frank if I could get a night with junior staying at grammy's the last
thing on my mind would be the horizontal huckle buckle.

> > Now why did Robert feel the need to publically confirm that he
> > contributed? I don't know. Why don't you ask him?
>
> Can't.  He doesn't "speak" to me.  And when he does, it usually starts
> out with "bullfrank".<

He's playing hard to get with you

> > Frank I have no doubt whatsoever that you are heavily involved in
> > charitable works.
>
> I'm a prince among men.  The diamond in the "maneur" of ASA.  The
> shining light you see just before the locomotive nails your ass...<

nah I'd bet you donate quite a bit.

> > I was going to email you BUT you never answer your emails (hrmmm sounds
> > familiar).
>
> Yep...  Another one of your "stories"...  :-)<

Check your email dummy. You must have me directed to the spam box.

> > I was going to suggest you save the wire scraps from all jobs this year
> > and use the cash from junking them to fund an event up north.
>
> It's all I can do to "fund" the gas for my Navigator.<

Which is why when people tell me to get rid of my rusty Toyota Camry I
say FUCK THAT.
I save a bundle at the pump. My friend is brow beating me to buy a H2
SUT but he can pound sand. That shit gets lousy mileage, tires are
impossible to get (all being shipped to Iraq), parking's a bitch, and I
don't need to feed my ego when I could feed my son's bank account
instead.

> > God damn Canadian pay attention! I was saying that the trade mags
> > covered my food drive but since the only people reading it are in the
> > industry it couldn't be viewed as advertising.
>
> Sorry...  I had to swab out my eyes out with a roll of tissue on the end
> of a broom handle dipped in a nice single malt.<

And you had the balls to post ???? in response to what I said. Speak
American ya  moose fucker.

> > There's a cranky old son of a bitch who posts in there that looks to be
> > the next in line for the flame fest.  He was a pain in the ass when he
> > posted here years back and judging from his latest exchanges he's still
> > an egomaniacal dickwad.
>
> The only difference is we all really luv the guy.<

That old dude is a nuisance.

> > It should be an interesting hoopdeedoo when people start choosing
> > sides. They won't be able to blame ASA for their turmoil.
>
> No one blames "ASA" for the turmoil.  Most just blame "you know who".<

No Frank most blame cross posts from ASA. When Petem went bananas a few
months ago and was flooding the geek group with the html tantrum posts
they were blaming ASA.

> >>>He's not changing. You're not changing. I'm not changing.
> >>
> >>Aux contraire, mon ami.  Things would "change" rapidly if he backed off
> >>and comes clean.  I realize that's not going to happen.  It would give
> >>too much "ammo" to his major detractors particularly as he can't keep
> >>his yap shut for long (as has often been demonstrated in the past).<
> >
> >
> > Nothing will ever change.
>
> Nope.
>
>
>
> > What's the big deal with the anonymous antics anyway Frank?
> > Aside from it burning his ass that you are Johnny Mystery what's the
> > reasoning?
>
> No one really needs to know my name or the company I own.  I don't sell
> anything in here.  I'm here for the "kicks and giggles" and if I can
> help out someone, then so much the better.<

Well when you crawl out of your shell and head to ISC next year wear a
Mickey Mouse hat so I can pick you out of the crowd and we can get a
drink (if my wife gives me permission). You'd be surprised to know what
business contacts we share.

> > Again you're taking a swipe at Mike for no reason.
>
> I've got plenty of reason.  And I don't forget.<

Forget what?

> > From what I've read
> > in the group Mike isn't in the best of health. It seems he had a stroke
> > sometime back and has limited use of one of his arms.
>
> I guess that means he's down to wearing just one of his Colts.<

Oh he's an Indianapolis fan? He must be happy tonight

> > I also read about
> > it on a website where family members request prayers for ailing
> > relatives. Rather than attack the poor guy why not just say a prayer
> > for him?
>
> That's a pretty tall order.  I've never wished the man ill (or his
> family).  The fact that he continues to promote ridiculing people with
> mental handicaps and is still actively involved in his other "pursuits"
> doesn't make me feel in the least "charitable" towards him.  Kissing the
> rabbit is a lot more "do-able" at the moment.<

LOL Why did I know you would be the only one to get the kiss the rabbit
comment?

> > I am too stupid to use a remote. I still use that bulb on/off switch
> > attached to the cord.
>
> I always figured you to be the "clapper" sort of guy. <

Not since I switched to American women.