Re: It's me

["Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx>]

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally
ran over her favorite dog, a corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his
Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished
it and immediately a genie appeared.

"You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie.
"As a reward, I shall grant you one wish."

"Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me
show you this dog."

They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could
bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is
too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else
you would like?"

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two
photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince
Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman
called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You see Camilla
isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as
Diana?"

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's
have a look at that dog again."



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"Where's my WEBTV?" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1131991337.255058.238190@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> And yes you DID miss me. God damn Brits always bullshitting.
> Your new queen was over this way last week. Dude you folks need to chip
> in and get Charles some glasses. She looks like a blonde Buddy Hackett.
>
>
> Doug L wrote:
>> Some versions of zonealarm have a privacy setting that will block pop-ups
>> and cookies.
>>
>> Doug L
>>
>> --
>>
>> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:HO6dnQW1ZuGg_erenZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> > The firewall/blockers/Zone alarm aren't an issue but try deleting all
>> > your
>> > cookies in IE and turn off popup blocking and they should appear
>> >
>> > The only reason people are being anal about it isn't because popups
>> > exist
>> > but the fact he denys it when it's obvious that it's true
>> >
>> >
>> > "R.H.Campbell" <rh.campbell@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> > news:0OSdnYuPXowz1OreRVn-tw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> >> I went up to RLB's site and clicked on a large number of pages, and
>> >> didn't
>> >> see any popups whatsoever. However, in fairness, I have just about
>> >> every
>> >> security precaution turned on in my computer.....router, firewalls,
>> >> popup
>> >> blockers, Zonealarm etc....so frankly, it's a wonder my e mails even
>> >> get
>> >> out. But I usually am notified if a pop up tries it's tricks, and
>> >> nothing
>> >> showed up.
>> >>
>> >> What the hell is with the number of obsessive posts about pop up's on
>> > RLB's
>> >> site anyway ? Seems like people are being a bit "anal retentive" here
>> >> !!
>> > Let
>> >> it go for crying out loud........
>> >>
>> >> RHC
>> >>
>> >> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> >> news:sfWdnTsUe8ur2-renZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> >> >
>> >> > <robertlbass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> >> > news:1131887314.948643.201470@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> >> >> First of all, the whole thing is an Olson ruse.  There are no
>> >> >> popups
>> >> >> on
>> >> >> the site.  Second, I've created my own websites for years.  I chose
>> >> >> the
>> >> >> SF shopping cart because it's better than what I wrote.  However,
>> >> >> there's nothing in their code that would introduce popups.
>> >> >
>> >> > Then you are either ignorant, don't want to admit it or intended the
>> >> > popups
>> >> > to be there
>> >> >
>> >> > There is an easy way to prove this, get RH Campbell, Jackcsg or
>> >> > Crash
>> >> > to
>> >> > go
>> >> > to the site, if they are interested, seems simple enough
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
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