Re: It's me

["Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally
> ran over her favorite dog, a corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of
his
> Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
> The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
>
> Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up,
polished
> it and immediately a genie appeared.
>
> "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the
genie.
> "As a reward, I shall grant you one wish."
>
> "Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let
me
> show you this dog."
>
> They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you
could
> bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.
>
> The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body
is
> too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else
> you would like?"
>
> The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out
two
> photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince
> Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman
> called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You see
Camilla
> isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful
as
> Diana?"
>
> The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's
> have a look at that dog again."

Lol that is soooo wrong!