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Re: It's me



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Doug L wrote:
> Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally
> ran over her favorite dog, a corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his
> Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
> The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
>
> Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished
> it and immediately a genie appeared.
>
> "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie.
> "As a reward, I shall grant you one wish."
>
> "Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me
> show you this dog."
>
> They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could
> bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.
>
> The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is
> too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else
> you would like?"
>
> The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two
> photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince
> Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman
> called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You see Camilla
> isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as
> Diana?"
>
> The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's
> have a look at that dog again."
>
>
>
> --
>
> "Where's my WEBTV?" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1131991337.255058.238190@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > And yes you DID miss me. God damn Brits always bullshitting.
> > Your new queen was over this way last week. Dude you folks need to chip
> > in and get Charles some glasses. She looks like a blonde Buddy Hackett.
> >
> >
> > Doug L wrote:
> >> Some versions of zonealarm have a privacy setting that will block pop-ups
> >> and cookies.
> >>
> >> Doug L
> >>
> >> --
> >>
> >> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> news:HO6dnQW1ZuGg_erenZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >> > The firewall/blockers/Zone alarm aren't an issue but try deleting all
> >> > your
> >> > cookies in IE and turn off popup blocking and they should appear
> >> >
> >> > The only reason people are being anal about it isn't because popups
> >> > exist
> >> > but the fact he denys it when it's obvious that it's true
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "R.H.Campbell" <rh.campbell@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> > news:0OSdnYuPXowz1OreRVn-tw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> I went up to RLB's site and clicked on a large number of pages, and
> >> >> didn't
> >> >> see any popups whatsoever. However, in fairness, I have just about
> >> >> every
> >> >> security precaution turned on in my computer.....router, firewalls,
> >> >> popup
> >> >> blockers, Zonealarm etc....so frankly, it's a wonder my e mails even
> >> >> get
> >> >> out. But I usually am notified if a pop up tries it's tricks, and
> >> >> nothing
> >> >> showed up.
> >> >>
> >> >> What the hell is with the number of obsessive posts about pop up's on
> >> > RLB's
> >> >> site anyway ? Seems like people are being a bit "anal retentive" here
> >> >> !!
> >> > Let
> >> >> it go for crying out loud........
> >> >>
> >> >> RHC
> >> >>
> >> >> "Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >> news:sfWdnTsUe8ur2-renZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> >
> >> >> > <robertlbass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:1131887314.948643.201470@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> >> First of all, the whole thing is an Olson ruse.  There are no
> >> >> >> popups
> >> >> >> on
> >> >> >> the site.  Second, I've created my own websites for years.  I chose
> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> SF shopping cart because it's better than what I wrote.  However,
> >> >> >> there's nothing in their code that would introduce popups.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Then you are either ignorant, don't want to admit it or intended the
> >> >> > popups
> >> >> > to be there
> >> >> >
> >> >> > There is an easy way to prove this, get RH Campbell, Jackcsg or
> >> >> > Crash
> >> >> > to
> >> >> > go
> >> >> > to the site, if they are interested, seems simple enough
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >



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