Re: A few to make you laugh

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There were three guys.  Fred, John, & Merv.

Fred and John invited Merv to go along to there next meeting
of the Joke Club.  Merv was ecstatic and could not wait for
Thursday night.  He started asking questions about what to wear
and what was going to be on the menu.  Fred explained that the dress
was causal and the menu was just soda and chips.  John said that
the meeting was very laid back and a lot of laughter was happening
and was not so formal gathering.  That is till there was a call to
order.  Fred then handed a small pamphlet to Merv and said that this
was an accumulation of jokes that everybody knew.  Merv took the 100
page pamphlet hope to read over in preparation for the meeting.

Finally it came to Thursday night and everybody showed up at the meeting
hall.  There was a bunch of introductions and small talk in the
beginning.  Then the meeting was called to order by the Grand Jokiest.

Someone in the front row raised his hand and the Grand Jokiest point to
him.  He stood up and said Number 87.  The entire room burst into
laughter.  Then another raised his hand and he was pointed at.  He stood
and said, Number 122.  Again the entire room cracked up.  At this point,
Merv figured it out.  Rather than telling the entire joke it was just
easier to call out the joke numbers.  Cool!!!  So he pulled out is
pamphlet and found the one he liked the most.  It was number 23.

Merv, raised his hand and the Grand Jokiest pointed to the fellow in
the back row.  Merv stood up and shouted out Number 23.  No body
laughed.  What???  That was the funnest joke in the pamphlet he said to
Fred and John.  To which Fred told him it is always most important that
you know how to tell the joke!!