Re: ADT Security Canada

["Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Shhh, he thinks he's on a roll


"Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Its called humour, you wouldn't understand
>
> Doug L
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> "Robert L Bass" <> wrote in message
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> >
> > I never said she had lost touch with reality.  That would imply
> > that she had at some time in the past been in touch with reality
> > and there is no evidence to merit that assumption.  Here's a
> > direct quote from a popular magazine article about Laura and
> > George Bush:
> >
> > "First Lady Laura Bush: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been attending
> > these dinners for years and just quietly sitting there. Well,
> > I've got a few things I want to say for a change.
> >
> > This is going to be fun because he really doesn't have a clue
> > about what I'm gonna' to say next.
> >
> > George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners.
> > Baloney. He's usually in bed by now.
> >
> > I'm not kidding.
> >
> > I said to him the other day, "George, if you really want to end
> > tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later."
> >
> > I am married to the president of the United States, and here's
> > our typical evening: Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound
> > asleep, and I'm watching Desperate Housewives- with Lynne Cheney.
> > Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife. I mean, if
> > those women on that show think they're desperate, they oughta be
> > with George.
> >
> > One night, after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice,
> > Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendale's. I wouldn't even mention
> > it except Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I
> > won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service codename
> > is now "Dollar Bill."
> >
> > But George and I are complete opposites - I'm quiet, he's
> > talkative, I'm introverted, he's extroverted, I can pronounce
> > nuclear -
> >
> > The amazing thing, however, is that George and I were just meant
> > to be. I was the librarian who speant 12 hours a day in the
> > library, yet somehow I met George.
> >
> > We met, and married, and I became one of the regulars up at
> > Kennebunkport. All the Bushes love Kennebunkport, which is like
> > Crawford, but without the nightlife. People ask me what it's like
> > to be up there with the whole Bush clan. Lemme put it this way:
> > First prize - three-day vacation with the Bush family. Second
> > prize - 10 days.
> >
> > Speaking of prizes brings me to my mother-in-law. So many mothers
> > today are just not involved in their children's lives - Not a
> > problem with Barbara Bush. People often wonder what my
> > mother-in-law's really like. People think she's a sweet,
> > grandmotherly, Aunt Bea type. She's actually more like, mmm, Don
> > Corleone.
> >
> > Cedric, am I doing all right?
> >
> > I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down
> > there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the
> > place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching
> > program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about
> > ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse.
> > What's worse, it was a male horse.
> >
> > Now, of course, he spends his days clearing brush, cutting
> > trails, taking down trees, or, as the girls call it, The Texas
> > Chainsaw Massacre. George's answer to any problem at the ranch is
> > to cut it down with a chainsaw - which I think is why he and
> > Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well.
> >
> > It's always very interesting to see how the ranch air invigorates
> > people when they come down from Washington. Recently, when Vice
> > President Cheney was down, he got up early one morning, he put on
> > his hiking boots, and he went on a brisk, 20- to 30-foot walk."
> > --
> >
> > Regards,
> > Robert L Bass
> >
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