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Re: Let's say I break into your house 9, was: Good news for US -- Secure Fence Act of 2006
"Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
stS5h.11136$rG.10264@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> No I suspect nothing is normal about Texans to a French Canadian. I was
> taking one (with the French accent and all named Andre) back to the
> airport just a couple of days ago. It was the first time he had been that
> far south.
Well, not everyone travel a lot..
> Yes it was your buddies that have their company about 45 minutes from you.
> I
do you care to tell me what company he was working for?
> could tell he was a bit weirded out just to be here. Then we started to
> talk about guns. I guess where you live they really crack down on having
> weapons. Here nearly anyone can get a concealed carry permit. He thought
> we were pulling his leg. The guy driving said "its no joke, there is one
> right here" and you'd have thought there was a rattlesnake next to him! He
> got nervous, sweaty palms, the whole nine yards.
I use to play a lot with gun,and I have a riffle,and love to shoot at target
from time to time...
like i told here before the most bad ass hanggun i played with was a .44
countender...
with home made ammo this thing can break your tumb if you hold it with only
one hand...
> We're just uncivilized wild ass Texans and I hope that is weird enough for
> you. There are plenty of those "boycott France" bumper stickers here if
> you need one. Most folks here hate the French, and love to say it, but
> they'd never shoot you just for being French. Why waste a perfectly good
> bullet? They might take you to the border at Laredo, get you good and
> drunk, and teach you some spanish like "Yo odio los Mexicanos" which means
> "Je déteste le Mexicains". The Mexicans would in turn would reply ""que
> mueran los gringos" or you might say "le mort personnes blanches". Which
> by the way is part of a popular "grito" or shout that occurs around here
> on May 5th and September 16. Just brotherly love in action.
Your way of life is VERY different then what we do here,we have a lot more
tolerance,and respect for other poeple till of course they act like
jerks,then we turn as bad as you,very easily....;-) just ask our friend on
the west bank of the Outaouais river ;-)
> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:yGJ5h.5209$Jq5.97391@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>I don't know where you live,but someone acting like that here would not be
>>seen as a "normal" man,but if that's the way you act,I now understand a
>>lot more....
>>
>>
>> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
>> 2JI5h.11005$rG.4121@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Get somone that speaks english to read it to you. Should be easy to
>>> find. Just walk down the street yelling "I hate the French" and the
>>> first guy to say "me too" is your man to translate.
>>>
>>> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>> news:WdI5h.3592$Jq5.67636@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>> Wow!!
>>>>
>>>> I just couldn't read the whole post,to damn weird....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
>>>> 1rr5h.10023$rG.3189@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>> >hey Roland are you Jew? you seem to like them a lot !
>>>>>
>>>>> No, mostly of English/Irish descent. But it wouldn't bother me to be a
>>>>> Jew. Especially since there is one Jew I really like and admire, but
>>>>> I'll never ever come even remotely close to being like him.
>>>>> I understand your question and why you had to ask it. Being French you
>>>>> probably don't remember too much about Jews since you let your goose
>>>>> stepping neighbor haul off most of the ones you used to have to their
>>>>> deaths.
>>>>> Between that bit of history and the increase in the Arab population in
>>>>> France I doubt too many Jews want to call France home anymore. But I
>>>>> know you'd make them feel right at home saying "êtes vous juif" to
>>>>> each and every one.
>>>>>
>>>>>>But what will make me smile soon is what your so great army will say
>>>>>>when they will leave Iraq
>>>>> They will say if you see any French call us, we'll be back in a flash
>>>>> to help you get rid of them too.
>>>>>
>>>>> Speaking of leaving, exactly what did your countrymen say when those
>>>>> trains full of Jews were heading east? I am sure your ancestors were
>>>>> protesting it right? Or is that what you learned at home growing up
>>>>> hearing "are you a Jew"? Kind of makes leaving Iraq seem like no big
>>>>> deal, especially since that was the plan all along for the forces to
>>>>> leave, it was and is just a matter of when. Or is that what the French
>>>>> said about the Jews too?
>>>>> What are you going to say when Iran turns Paris into Hiroshima because
>>>>> some bacon grease biodiesel burning Peugeot ran over a Moroccan; a
>>>>> religious offense of the highest order because the Moroccan dies
>>>>> smelling like a pig and a Frenchman, but the mullas couldn't tell
>>>>> which was worse? It is not the custom for Muslims or Jews to be buried
>>>>> smelling like a smoked ham or BLT sandwich. What will the French say
>>>>> about their cuisine then since they don't like to eat glowing BBQ and
>>>>> not much else with four legs will be left alive, especially since the
>>>>> frog ponds got boiled dry by the A-Bomb blast?
>>>>> I know "No plus de viande équine, seulement chien"
>>>>> Boy that makes me hungry! I bet the whole world will be jealous of
>>>>> that slug and dog meat stew made right in the still glowing
>>>>> radioactive remains of a frog pond, no place but France I tell you!
>>>>> Add me to the list of Billions and Billions of people going to bed
>>>>> every single night with tears in their eyes saying "Why couldn't I be
>>>>> born French?"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xjo5h.46187$Xz6.541949@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>> hey Roland are you Jew?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you seem to like them a lot !
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But what will make me smile soon is what your so great army will say
>>>>>> when they will leave Iraq
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
>>>>>> ado5h.9971$rG.1308@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "they were shooting with there eyes closed, shitting in there
>>>>>>> pants...."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess it takes another Frenchman to recognize standard French Army
>>>>>>> small arms combat training techniques in action.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is it the sound of the blanks firing or the odor that is meant to
>>>>>>> bother the enemy?
>>>>>>> It has got to be the sound, the enemy already knows the French
>>>>>>> stink. It must really put fear into the enemy when the enemy hears
>>>>>>> the French war cry of all those thousands voices saying at once "Je
>>>>>>> me rends"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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