Re: The results are in

["Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Jim wrote:
> Roland Moore wrote:
> > I think you have it all wrong.
> > Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
> > endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
> > married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
> > after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and the
> > pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
> > lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
> > parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
> > especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right under
> > the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at government
> > expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
> > first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
> > World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers will
> > be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod due
> > to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
> > unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
> > matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
> > (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail lawyers
> > will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
> > right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security, once
> > she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and the
> > red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
> > protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
> > Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material given
> > by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species act.
> > All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
> > this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
> > victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
> > government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be called
> > the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of oils
> > and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for the
> > new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be a PC
> > violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
> > moving gayly forward.
> >
> >
> Funny stuff.
>
> You ought to get to know Tom better.
>
> I can see it now, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW COMEDY TEAM TO RIVAL
> STAN AND OLLIE, DEAN AND JERRY,BUD AND LOU,  AND HEEEERRRE THEY ARE
> ....
>
>
> TOMMM AND ROOOOOLAND!!!!!! <

So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
one with the biggest penis first.
Poor Roland had no chance.