Re: The results are in

["Roland" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

You're very wrong about the penis thing. Women always comment that "It ain't
too big around, but it sure is short". That beats being hung like a "tuna
can" in my book anyday.
And why does it always come down to that anyway? Sex isn't important to me.
It's just like air, water, or food for the most part. Now if I could just
remember what sex was.........zzzzzzzzzzzz.

"Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>
> Jim wrote:
>> Roland Moore wrote:
>> > I think you have it all wrong.
>> > Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by
>> > the
>> > endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and
>> > get
>> > married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
>> > after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and
>> > the
>> > pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
>> > lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
>> > parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
>> > especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right
>> > under
>> > the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at
>> > government
>> > expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
>> > first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from
>> > the
>> > World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers
>> > will
>> > be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod
>> > due
>> > to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
>> > unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
>> > matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
>> > (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail
>> > lawyers
>> > will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus
>> > the
>> > right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security,
>> > once
>> > she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two)
>> > and the
>> > red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
>> > protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
>> > Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material
>> > given
>> > by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species
>> > act.
>> > All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while
>> > exercising
>> > this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
>> > victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability
>> > at
>> > government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be
>> > called
>> > the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of
>> > oils
>> > and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for
>> > the
>> > new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be
>> > a PC
>> > violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the
>> > term
>> > moving gayly forward.
>> >
>> >
>> Funny stuff.
>>
>> You ought to get to know Tom better.
>>
>> I can see it now, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW COMEDY TEAM TO RIVAL
>> STAN AND OLLIE, DEAN AND JERRY,BUD AND LOU,  AND HEEEERRRE THEY ARE
>> ....
>>
>>
>> TOMMM AND ROOOOOLAND!!!!!! <
>
> So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
> one with the biggest penis first.
> Poor Roland had no chance.
>