Re: The results are in

["Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

Roland Moore wrote:
> I think you have it all wrong.
> Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
> endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
> married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
> after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and the
> pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
> lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
> parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
> especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right under
> the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at government
> expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
> first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
> World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers will
> be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod due
> to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
> unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
> matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
> (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail lawyers
> will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
> right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security, once
> she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and the
> red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
> protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
> Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material given
> by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species act.
> All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
> this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
> victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
> government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be called
> the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of oils
> and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for the
> new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be a PC
> violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
> moving gayly forward.
>
>
Funny stuff.

You ought to get to know Tom better.

I can see it now, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW COMEDY TEAM TO RIVAL
STAN AND OLLIE, DEAN AND JERRY,BUD AND LOU,  AND HEEEERRRE THEY ARE
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