Re: The results are in

["Roland" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Although tongue in cheek, it may prove more prophetic that humorous.

"Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1163146076.812858.66810@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> You need to try standup
>
> Roland Moore wrote:
>> I think you have it all wrong.
>> Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
>> endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
>> married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
>> after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and
>> the
>> pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
>> lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
>> parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
>> especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right
>> under
>> the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at
>> government
>> expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
>> first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
>> World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers
>> will
>> be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod
>> due
>> to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
>> unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
>> matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
>> (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail
>> lawyers
>> will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
>> right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security,
>> once
>> she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and
>> the
>> red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
>> protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
>> Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material
>> given
>> by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species
>> act.
>> All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
>> this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
>> victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
>> government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be
>> called
>> the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of
>> oils
>> and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for
>> the
>> new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be a
>> PC
>> violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
>> moving gayly forward.
>>
>>
>> "Simply Gern" <enigma@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:0u18l2paomrigchcf74goj4ej3f3cvuhe1@xxxxxxxxxx
>> > You are correct - they did win fair and square. Not because the nation
>> > voted out the Republican assholes, but because the MAJORITY
>> > conservative base in this nation BOOTED T HEIR ASSES OUT THE DOOR!
>> > I say good for them and as a side benefit, I will enjoy all the social
>> > parasites gaging on $5.00/gallon gas by this time next year when Boxer
>> > "reforms" and adds heaps of new "environmental" taxes and regulations
>> > to the nation's "poor" slobs and the crack whore demcorat voters in
>> > their ranks.
>> >
>> > On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:59:09 GMT, "Roland" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>Let him gloat. They won far and square. It has been a long time since
>> >>the
>> >>asses have been at the top. Hopefully it won't last long.
>> >>"Dell" <no@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:op.tipi96xg5u2gjw@xxxxxxx
>> >>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:19:28 -0500, Robert L Bass
>> >>> <robertbass1@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>> There is a new Speaker of the House.
>> >>>
>> >>> down to replying to your own posts?
>> >>>
>> >>> your fearless leader just said she will be pleased to receive the cap
>> >>> on
>> >>> noon Tv press conference.  [she should have said gavel] maybe the
>> >>> foil
>> >>> cap
>> >>> from belguim to keep out the Rove mind control waves?
>> >>
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