Re: The results are in

["Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

You need to try standup

Roland Moore wrote:
> I think you have it all wrong.
> Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
> endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
> married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
> after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and the
> pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
> lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
> parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
> especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right under
> the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at government
> expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
> first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
> World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers will
> be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod due
> to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
> unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
> matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
> (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail lawyers
> will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
> right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security, once
> she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and the
> red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
> protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
> Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material given
> by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species act.
> All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
> this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
> victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
> government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be called
> the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of oils
> and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for the
> new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be a PC
> violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
> moving gayly forward.
>
>
> "Simply Gern" <enigma@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:0u18l2paomrigchcf74goj4ej3f3cvuhe1@xxxxxxxxxx
> > You are correct - they did win fair and square. Not because the nation
> > voted out the Republican assholes, but because the MAJORITY
> > conservative base in this nation BOOTED T HEIR ASSES OUT THE DOOR!
> > I say good for them and as a side benefit, I will enjoy all the social
> > parasites gaging on $5.00/gallon gas by this time next year when Boxer
> > "reforms" and adds heaps of new "environmental" taxes and regulations
> > to the nation's "poor" slobs and the crack whore demcorat voters in
> > their ranks.
> >
> > On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:59:09 GMT, "Roland" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>Let him gloat. They won far and square. It has been a long time since the
> >>asses have been at the top. Hopefully it won't last long.
> >>"Dell" <no@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:op.tipi96xg5u2gjw@xxxxxxx
> >>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:19:28 -0500, Robert L Bass
> >>> <robertbass1@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>> There is a new Speaker of the House.
> >>>
> >>> down to replying to your own posts?
> >>>
> >>> your fearless leader just said she will be pleased to receive the cap on
> >>> noon Tv press conference.  [she should have said gavel] maybe the foil
> >>> cap
> >>> from belguim to keep out the Rove mind control waves?
> >>