Re: The results are in

["Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Roland wrote:
> You're very wrong about the penis thing. Women always comment that "It ain't
> too big around, but it sure is short". That beats being hung like a "tuna
> can" in my book anyday. <

For the woman that would comment about a man having a small organ there
is but one thing to say:
My dear it's not that my organ is small but rather the huge size of the
auditorium you're expecting it to perform in.

> And why does it always come down to that anyway? Sex isn't important to me.
> It's just like air, water, or food for the most part. Now if I could just
> remember what sex was.........zzzzzzzzzzzz. <

Sex is that choir we have every Sunday from 3pm to 3:07 come hell or
high red water.
It's the price we pay for housing.

> "Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1163193645.107276.321570@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >
> > Jim wrote:
> >> Roland Moore wrote:
> >> > I think you have it all wrong.
> >> > Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by
> >> > the
> >> > endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and
> >> > get
> >> > married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
> >> > after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and
> >> > the
> >> > pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
> >> > lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
> >> > parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
> >> > especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right
> >> > under
> >> > the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at
> >> > government
> >> > expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
> >> > first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from
> >> > the
> >> > World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers
> >> > will
> >> > be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod
> >> > due
> >> > to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
> >> > unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
> >> > matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
> >> > (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail
> >> > lawyers
> >> > will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus
> >> > the
> >> > right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security,
> >> > once
> >> > she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two)
> >> > and the
> >> > red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
> >> > protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
> >> > Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material
> >> > given
> >> > by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species
> >> > act.
> >> > All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while
> >> > exercising
> >> > this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
> >> > victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability
> >> > at
> >> > government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be
> >> > called
> >> > the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of
> >> > oils
> >> > and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for
> >> > the
> >> > new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be
> >> > a PC
> >> > violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the
> >> > term
> >> > moving gayly forward.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Funny stuff.
> >>
> >> You ought to get to know Tom better.
> >>
> >> I can see it now, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW COMEDY TEAM TO RIVAL
> >> STAN AND OLLIE, DEAN AND JERRY,BUD AND LOU,  AND HEEEERRRE THEY ARE
> >> ....
> >>
> >>
> >> TOMMM AND ROOOOOLAND!!!!!! <
> >
> > So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
> > one with the biggest penis first.
> > Poor Roland had no chance.
> >