Re: The results are in

[Simply Gern <enigma@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 10 Nov 2006 13:20:45 -0800, "Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>
wrote:

>
>Jim wrote:
>> Roland Moore wrote:
>> > I think you have it all wrong.
>> > Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
>> > endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
>> > married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
>> > after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and the
>> > pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
>> > lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
>> > parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
>> > especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right under
>> > the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at government
>> > expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
>> > first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
>> > World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers will
>> > be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod due
>> > to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
>> > unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
>> > matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
>> > (based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail lawyers
>> > will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
>> > right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security, once
>> > she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and the
>> > red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
>> > protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
>> > Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material given
>> > by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species act.
>> > All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
>> > this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
>> > victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
>> > government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be called
>> > the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of oils
>> > and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for the
>> > new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be a PC
>> > violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
>> > moving gayly forward.
>> >
>> >
>> Funny stuff.
>>
>> You ought to get to know Tom better.
>>
>> I can see it now, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW COMEDY TEAM TO RIVAL
>> STAN AND OLLIE, DEAN AND JERRY,BUD AND LOU,  AND HEEEERRRE THEY ARE
>> ....
>>
>>
>> TOMMM AND ROOOOOLAND!!!!!! <
>
>So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
>one with the biggest penis first.
>Poor Roland had no chance.


OMG that is funny right thar. I don't care who you are that thar is
funny!
Of course this leaves bASS at the VERY end of then line.