Re: The results are in

[Simply Gern <enigma@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:35:03 GMT, "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>I think you have it all wrong.
>Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
>endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
>married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
>after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and the
>pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
>lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
>parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
>especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right under
>the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at government
>expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
>first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
>World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers will
>be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod due
>to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
>unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
>matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
>(based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail lawyers
>will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
>right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security, once
>she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and the
>red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
>protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
>Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material given
>by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species act.
>All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
>this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
>victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
>government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be called
>the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of oils
>and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for the
>new gay victims the term "going straight"  in giving directions will be a PC
>violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
>moving gayly forward.

Exactly. Of course idiots like bASS will be lapping this garbage up
because his socialist KKKomrades in power have "promised" him a
shitload of taxpayer supported free stuff like healthcare. You know
the health care I speak of: Where some fat assed politican whom
doesn't give a shit about YOU or ME, will decide OUR healthcare needs.