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Re: Newbie cable question



You bottom posters are wearing out my scrolling finger.




"Norm Mugford" <1alarm@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:F6t1f.10$xe3.1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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| "Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
| news:OHl1f.37$vU5.1850@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
| > Wow...what a way to go...bang zappo...dust bunny mama.
| >
| > Not to far from here is that company that freezes bodies in liquid
| nitrogen
| > for later repairs should they discover a method of reincarnation. Wierd
| > place.
| >
| >
| > "Frank Olson" <Please-use-the-email-links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
in
| > message news:u%k1f.111702$tl2.70283@xxxxxxxxxxx
| > |
| > | "Russell Brill" <russwbrill@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
| > | news:THk1f.4210$4h2.4196@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
| > |
| > | >>>I hate the false alarms caused by lint balls in the air
ducts........
| > | >>
| > | >>
| > | >> Jack up the inputs and the laser'll "zap" the lint balls...  :-))
| > | >>
| > | > Good idea, but will a higher setting on the laser injure a burglar
or
| a
| > | > maintenance man??? I don't want to be sued for security
| > | > malpractice.......... :-))
| > |
| > |
| > | Jack up the inputs enough and you won't have to worry.  You'll just
have
| > to
| > | change the air filters a little more often.
| > |
| > | Did you read that article about the new fangled way they're
"cremating"
| > the
| > | "dearly departed" in Sweden??  They dip the bodies in liquid nitrogen
| for
| > | five minutes, put them in a special capsule that sends a series of
| > | ultrasonic pulses through the frozen remains and "boom".  Instant
| > | freeze-dried powder.  You don't even have to grind the bones.  Your
| "loved
| > | one" is returned to you in a special fibre box (made of recycled
paper)
| > that
| > | they even suggest you bury it in your back yard and plant an apple or
| pear
| > | tree on top.
| > |
| > | "Gee, Ma, these pears are delicious."
| > |
| > | "You bet, your Grandpa's all over them."
| > |
| > |
| >
| >
| Is that where the locals hangout?
|
| Norm
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