[Message Prev][Message Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Message Index][Thread Index]

Re: Newbie cable question



"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:OHl1f.37$vU5.1850@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Wow...what a way to go...bang zappo...dust bunny mama.
>
> Not to far from here is that company that freezes bodies in liquid
nitrogen
> for later repairs should they discover a method of reincarnation. Wierd
> place.
>
>
> "Frank Olson" <Please-use-the-email-links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
> message news:u%k1f.111702$tl2.70283@xxxxxxxxxxx
> |
> | "Russell Brill" <russwbrill@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> | news:THk1f.4210$4h2.4196@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> |
> | >>>I hate the false alarms caused by lint balls in the air ducts........
> | >>
> | >>
> | >> Jack up the inputs and the laser'll "zap" the lint balls...  :-))
> | >>
> | > Good idea, but will a higher setting on the laser injure a burglar or
a
> | > maintenance man??? I don't want to be sued for security
> | > malpractice.......... :-))
> |
> |
> | Jack up the inputs enough and you won't have to worry.  You'll just have
> to
> | change the air filters a little more often.
> |
> | Did you read that article about the new fangled way they're "cremating"
> the
> | "dearly departed" in Sweden??  They dip the bodies in liquid nitrogen
for
> | five minutes, put them in a special capsule that sends a series of
> | ultrasonic pulses through the frozen remains and "boom".  Instant
> | freeze-dried powder.  You don't even have to grind the bones.  Your
"loved
> | one" is returned to you in a special fibre box (made of recycled paper)
> that
> | they even suggest you bury it in your back yard and plant an apple or
pear
> | tree on top.
> |
> | "Gee, Ma, these pears are delicious."
> |
> | "You bet, your Grandpa's all over them."
> |
> |
>
>
Is that where the locals hangout?

Norm




alt.security.alarms Main Index | alt.security.alarms Thread Index | alt.security.alarms Home | Archives Home