Re: Vista 10SE powering up in STAY mode

["no wires showing" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Sigmund Freud wouldn't know what you mean.
Look at your fat ass trying to instigate trouble between Bob Worthy and
Norm Mugford.
Here we go.......... Bass will now proclaim in-depth conversations with
Bob Worthy.  I have obtained a transcript of their conversation.

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BW- "Hello?"

Bass- "Um Yes I am looking for Bob Worthy who posts to ASA"

BW- "Yes I am Bob Worthy how can I help you?"

Bass- "This is Robert Bass and I'd like to be pals"

BW- "Kay? Oh no speekuh ummm Kay. No habla"

Bass- "but you just said you were Bob Worthy"

BW- "No comprende"

CLICK

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BW- "hello?"

Bass- "Bob this is Robert Bass what........'

BW- "Harrow Misstuh Charlieson you wantee Poke Flied Lice wiff uh
Brockerie?"

Bass- "Huh? Is this Bob Worthy?"

BW - "You no wan Poke Flied Lice mebbe you ront uh Rite Lice"

Bass- "Excuse me, who are you calling RITE? I'm PRINK"

CLICK

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BW- "Hello?"

Bass- "Bob is that you? Bob I need to pretend we actually talk
and........"

BW- "Umma gowwa Binga Boonga Mollie Wallie"

Bass- "Oh I'm sorry I must have speed dialed the in-laws by
mistake......."

CLICK

Ringggggggggg......... Ringggggggggggg............ Ringggggggggggg

BW- "Hello?"

Bass- "Hi this is Jim Rojas how are you?"

BW- " Jim Rojas? You sound an awful lot like Robert Bass"

Bass- "Did I say Jim Rojas? I am so sorry this is Larry Roberts, a
close friend of Mike Sabodish"

BW- "You still sound an awful lot like Bass. Do you mind if I ask you
just one question to prove you're not Robert Bass?"

Bass- "ummmm OK"

BW- "Are you White?"

Bass- "Excuse me, who are you calling white? I'm PINK"

CLICK

30 minutes later a post appears in ASA authored by Bass (he had to take
a snack break if you were wondering about the time lapse)

Bass- "After a detailed, and informative conversation with my good pal
Bob Worthy, as well as local suppliers, I have ascertained that Norm
Mugford is actually Norma Jean Mugford.
Norma has incessantly stalked Bob Worthy, and made sexual advances, but
I'm no gossip monger.
Bob is a frequent guest at my home and he adores my famous
cheeseburgers. He's often commented on how they remind me of the Double
Cheeseburger from MCDonalds, but I told him they are worlds apart and
to pay no mind to the wrapper as I use that only to keep flies away.
Bob and I are now combining our buying power to force Ademco tech
support to field calls from me without  laughing when I ask them what
the * and # keys are for on the keypad.
And for what it's worth, I'm not white, I'm PINK!"

1/2 a Shalom

Robert Bass
http://www.BassMailOrderBrides.com
123 Mom's House
Sarasota, FL