Re: User Code Change!

["Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

Robert L. Bass wrote:
> >> ... Riding a fag bike is "getting out" is it?
> >> Ah ha ha ha ha ha. I'd tell you to get a
> >> life. But it's obvious that if you haven't
> >> done it by now ....... well ....... you know
> >> the rest.
>
> Try for a moment to picture Jiminex on a 'bent.  Imagine the only guy on the
> entire tour who spends his whole day cursing and whining about umm...
> everything.  It shouldn't be much of a problem though since even the D
> riders would drop him after the first few blocks.
>
> Heh, heh, heh... :^)

Hey Fat Ass, you can't "picture" me doing anything. But YOU on the
other hand, that's another story.

Lets' see now, you, riding low to the ground on your tricycle/bicycle.
Two fat ass cheeks dragging on either side. Helmet sittin on top of
your head, because you can't find one big enough to fit your bloated
nob. Rolls of fat sticking out from between your shirt and spandex
pants that are bulging to the limit. Riding on the side of the road in
the bike path, but cars have to swerve into the middle lane because
your sticking out into traffic ..... anyway. There's a trail of smelly,
greasy sweat, behind you.

All of this is hardly noticed however, because you don't have the
energy to pump your fat 350 pound carcase any further then the end of
the block. At which point the ambulance returns you home after a little
cardio resuscitation. But of course, you'd be telling them all the
while, how you could do it much better, quicker and cheaper than
they're doing it, and how you used to be a medical specialist in charge
of everything and that Jiminex says bad things to you in Usenet and
everyone picks on you all the time. And if they're not nice to you that
you're going to call their boss and tell him how they were drunk on the
job and you think they should be fired.

Now THAT's a picture.