Re: FLASH POINT: The START of a Story!!

[Jim Davis <Madno@xxxxxxx>]

On Thursday, November 17, 2022 at 11:15:52 AM UTC-5, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 11/17/2022 9:10 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> > On 11/16/2022 8:08 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >> On 11/4/2022 5:58 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
> >>> On 10/24/2022 11:28 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:=20
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> >>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>  > On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>  >> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe=
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> >>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrot=
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> >>>>  >>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La=
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> >>>> Londe wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob=
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> >>>> La Londe=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim=
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> >>>> Davis=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob=
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> >>>> La Londe=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse=
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> >>>> on a hill.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end=
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> >>>> "well",=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and=20
> >>>> John had to=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew=20
> >>>> what he had to=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on=
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> >>>> a hill.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "wel=
l",=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John=
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> >>>> had to go,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=
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> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew=20
> >>>> what he had to=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and=20
> >>>> relieve all the=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would=
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> >>>> .....=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked=
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> >>>> within.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG=20
> >>>> antivirus=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and=
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> >>>> blown=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried=
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> >>>> to "huff=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a=
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> >>>> wiff of=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hi=
ll.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",=
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> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had=
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> >>>> to go,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he=
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> >>>> had to do,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Rain=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> or not....=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve=
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> >>>> all the=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> built up=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would ...=
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> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked with=
in.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and=20
> >>>> blown down the=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried=
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> >>>> to "huff and=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> puff=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf=
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> >>>> inhaled to=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> take a=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the=
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> >>>> shit=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> house and=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill=
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> >>>> and hit a=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> rock.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the=
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> >>>> eyes of...=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly=20
> >>>> chloroformed=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>> him.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the=
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> >>>> form of a=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her=20
> >>>> secret secure=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified=20
> >>>> government info,=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office=
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> >>>> at 3 AM in=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he=
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> >>>> was in=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved=20
> >>>> from the Carter=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he=
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> >>>> woke up and=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once=
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> >>>> the fog was=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....=20
> >>>>  >>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.=20
> >>>>  >>>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly=20
> >>>> farts which=20
> >>>>  >>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their=20
> >>>> collage days=20
> >>>>  >>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at=
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> >>>> the memory, he=20
> >>>>  >>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...=20
> >>>>  >>>>=20
> >>>>  >>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....=20
> >>>>  >>> ... the ledger.=20
> >>>>  >>> --=20
> >>>>  >>> Bob La Londe=20
> >>>>  >>> CNC Molds N Stuff=20
> >>>>  >>>=20
> >>>>  >>>=20
> >>>>  >>> --=20
> >>>>  >> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and=20
> >>>> headed straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing=
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> >>>> to send a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he=
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> >>>> would be able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides,=
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> >>>> this was the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from=20
> >>>> ......=20
> >>>>  > all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his onl=
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> >>>>  > chance to.........=20
> >>>>  >=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>>=20
> >>>> ... hold all of earth for ransom with his giant space laser of doom.=
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> >>>=20
> >>>=20
> >>> Common its a FREAKING LASER!  Lasers are cool!=20
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> >>> (Wait no they're hot aren't they?)=20
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> >> Seriously number two its a cold laser.  It instantly hyper freezes a=
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> >> what ever spot it touches.  Sweep it across your enemy, and instead of=
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> >> slicing them like a regular laser it freezes a line across their body=
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> >> and they shatter at that line if they move before they thaw.  If you=
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> >> are truly evil you catch them on the toilet and freeze them just above=
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> >> the anus.  They explode in a massive poop storm when they try to push=
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> >> one out.=20
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> > Number Two, "Sir?  Could we use it in a wide beam configuration to solv=
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> > Global Warming? Maybe refreeze the ice caps and not just slow down the=
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> > process, but have an continuous ability to regulate world temperatures?=
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> > We could make a lot more money selling this service to the world, than=
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> > we ever could ransoming the world and dodging missiles"=20
> >=20
> > "Well that's just shitty number two.  No fun at all, and how is that ev=
il?"=20
> >=20
> > ~~~~~=20
> >=20
> > "Mr President the bugs on Dr McEvil's space station are working.  He is=
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> > arguing with his second in command about solving global warming or=20
> > terrorizing the world  listen to this."=20
> >=20
> > "Interesting.  If they offer to sell their services categorically=20
> > refuse.  They'll fall back on their ransom plan.  If they try to ransom=
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> > the earth we still refuse and force them to use their freeze ray.."=20
> >=20
> > "Cold laser Sir."=20
> >=20
> > "Cold laser.  Freeze ray.  Whatever.  Either way we got free global=20
> > cooling."=20
> >=20
> > "But they might spin it to make themselves look good.  They are an Evil=
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> > Inc subsidiary."=20
> >=20
> > "Since when have we ever cared about the motivations of a puppet=20
> > president, dictator, or Evil Corpration as long as we get what we want.=
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> >=20
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> >
> "Yessir," replied NSA senior analyst Jim Henson.
> --=20
> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus software.=20
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In addition to the cold laser, There has been a new device that can be used=
 in the most nefarious ways. For years now, LED's (light emitting diodes) h=
ave been slowly developed soon to almost totally replace the common light b=
ulb. However, it has just recently been leaked that the government, always =
seeking ways to weaponize new science,  secretly reverse engineered the LED=
 and has developed a device they may revolutionized warfare The have create=
d a weapon that once it is revealed it will become obvious to the criminal =
element how to duplicate it and will change and enable a whole new era of u=
nsolvable crime. It is the DED. (dark emitting diode)=20
Enhanced and used as a weapon, it can completely hide an individual , air c=
raft, ship, missile, or  even and entire army, encasing the enemy in an arr=
ay of dark. In criminal hands and can envelop police, rival gangs or store =
employees in darkness while crimes are committed.=20
At this point it is expected that the next world war with be fought with LE=
D's against DED's