Re: FLASH POINT: The START of a Story!!

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On 11/17/2022 9:10 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 11/16/2022 8:08 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>> On 11/4/2022 5:58 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>> On 10/24/2022 11:28 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> Â > On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> Â >> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>> wrote:
>>>> Â >>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> Â >>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>> Londe wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob
>>>> La Londe
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim
>>>> Davis
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob
>>>> La Londe
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse
>>>> on a hill.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>> "well",
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>> John had to
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>> what he had to
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on
>>>> a hill.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>>> had to go,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>> what he had to
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>> relieve all the
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would
>>>> .....
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>>> within.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>>> blown
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried
>>>> to "huff
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a
>>>> wiff of
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had
>>>> to go,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>>> had to do,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve
>>>> all the
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>>> blown down the
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried
>>>> to "huff and
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>>> inhaled to
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the
>>>> shit
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill
>>>> and hit a
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the
>>>> eyes of...
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly
>>>> chloroformed
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the
>>>> form of a
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>> Â >>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>  >>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her
>>>> secret secure
>>>> Â >>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
>>>> government info,
>>>> Â >>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office
>>>> at 3 AM in
>>>> Â >>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he
>>>> was in
>>>> Â >>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved
>>>> from the Carter
>>>> Â >>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>> Â >>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he
>>>> woke up and
>>>>  >>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once
>>>> the fog was
>>>> Â >>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>> Â >>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>> Â >>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>> Â >>>>>
>>>> Â >>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly
>>>> farts which
>>>> Â >>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their
>>>> collage days
>>>> Â >>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at
>>>> the memory, he
>>>>  >>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...
>>>> Â >>>>
>>>> Â >>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>> Â >>> ... the ledger.
>>>> Â >>> --
>>>> Â >>> Bob La Londe
>>>> Â >>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>> Â >>>
>>>> Â >>>
>>>> Â >>> --
>>>> Â >> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and
>>>> headed straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing
>>>> to send a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he
>>>> would be able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides,
>>>> this was the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from
>>>> ......
>>>>  > all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his only
>>>> Â > chance to.........
>>>> Â >
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ... hold all of earth for ransom with his giant space laser of doom.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Common its a FREAKING LASER!  Lasers are cool!
>>>
>>> (Wait no they're hot aren't they?)
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Seriously number two its a cold laser.  It instantly hyper freezes a
>> what ever spot it touches.  Sweep it across your enemy, and instead of
>> slicing them like a regular laser it freezes a line across their body
>> and they shatter at that line if they move before they thaw.  If you
>> are truly evil you catch them on the toilet and freeze them just above
>> the anus.  They explode in a massive poop storm when they try to push
>> one out.
>>
>>
>
>
> Number Two, "Sir?  Could we use it in a wide beam configuration to solve
> Global Warming? Maybe refreeze the ice caps and not just slow down the
> process, but have an continuous ability to regulate world temperatures?
> We could make a lot more money selling this service to the world, than
> we ever could ransoming the world and dodging missiles"
>
> "Well that's just shitty number two.  No fun at all, and how is that evil?"
>
> ~~~~~
>
> "Mr President the bugs on Dr McEvil's space station are working.  He is
> arguing with his second in command about solving global warming or
> terrorizing the world  listen to this."
>
> "Interesting.  If they offer to sell their services categorically
> refuse.  They'll fall back on their ransom plan.  If they try to ransom
> the earth we still refuse and force them to use their freeze ray.."
>
> "Cold laser Sir."
>
> "Cold laser.  Freeze ray.  Whatever.  Either way we got free global
> cooling."
>
> "But they might spin it to make themselves look good.  They are an Evil
> Inc subsidiary."
>
> "Since when have we ever cared about the motivations of a puppet
> president, dictator, or Evil Corpration as long as we get what we want."
>
>
>


"Yessir," replied NSA senior analyst Jim Henson.

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