Re: FLASH POINT: The START of a Story!!

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On 10/24/2022 11:28 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>
> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>  > On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>  >> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>  >>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>  >>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>  >>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
>  >>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>  >>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>  >>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
> wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>  >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim Davis
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob La
> Londe
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
> hill.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
> had to
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what
> he had to
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had
> to go,
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
> had to
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve
> all the
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus
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>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
> "huff
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff of
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go,
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had
> to do,
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown
> down the
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
> "huff and
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
> inhaled to
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the shit
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and
> hit a
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes
> of...
>  >>>>>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly
> chloroformed
>  >>>>>>>>>> him.
>  >>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the
> form of a
>  >>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>  >>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>  >>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her secret
> secure
>  >>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
> government info,
>  >>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3
> AM in
>  >>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was in
>  >>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from
> the Carter
>  >>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>  >>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he
> woke up and
>  >>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once the
> fog was
>  >>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>  >>>>>>>
>  >>>>>>>
>  >>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>  >>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>  >>>>>
>  >>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts which
>  >>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage days
>  >>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the
> memory, he
>  >>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...
>  >>>>
>  >>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>  >>> ... the ledger.
>  >>> --
>  >>> Bob La Londe
>  >>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>  >>>
>  >>>
>  >>> --
>  >> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and headed
> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing to send a
> capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he would be able
> to convince them to let him join the crew and besides, this was the only
> opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......
>  > all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his only
>  > chance to.........
>  >
>
>
> ... hold all of earth for ransom with his giant space laser of doom.
>
>


Common its a FREAKING LASER!  Lasers are cool!

(Wait no they're hot aren't they?)


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Bob La Londe
CNC Molds N Stuff


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