Re: FLASH POINT: The START of a Story!!

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On 11/16/2022 8:08 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 11/4/2022 5:58 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>> On 10/24/2022 11:28 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>
>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> Â > On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> Â >> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>> wrote:
>>> Â >>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> Â >>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> Â >>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>> Londe wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob La
>>> Londe
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim
>>> Davis
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob
>>> La Londe
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse
>>> on a hill.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>> "well",
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>> John had to
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>> what he had to
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
>>> hill.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>> had to go,
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what
>>> he had to
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>> relieve all the
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would
>>> .....
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>> within.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>> blown
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried
>>> to "huff
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a
>>> wiff of
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had
>>> to go,
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>> had to do,
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve
>>> all the
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked within.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>> blown down the
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried to
>>> "huff and
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>> inhaled to
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the
>>> shit
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill
>>> and hit a
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the
>>> eyes of...
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly
>>> chloroformed
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> him.
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the
>>> form of a
>>> Â >>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>> Â >>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>  >>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina  into her
>>> secret secure
>>> Â >>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
>>> government info,
>>> Â >>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at
>>> 3 AM in
>>> Â >>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he
>>> was in
>>> Â >>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from
>>> the Carter
>>> Â >>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>> Â >>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he
>>> woke up and
>>>  >>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare.  Once
>>> the fog was
>>> Â >>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>> Â >>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>>>
>>> Â >>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>> Â >>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>> Â >>>>>
>>> Â >>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts
>>> which
>>> Â >>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their
>>> collage days
>>> Â >>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at
>>> the memory, he
>>>  >>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for  ...
>>> Â >>>>
>>> Â >>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>> Â >>> ... the ledger.
>>> Â >>> --
>>> Â >>> Bob La Londe
>>> Â >>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>> Â >>>
>>> Â >>>
>>> Â >>> --
>>> Â >> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and
>>> headed straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was preparing
>>> to send a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He knew he
>>> would be able to convince them to let him join the crew and besides,
>>> this was the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from ......
>>>  > all those that treat him a doofus!!  This was going to be his only
>>> Â > chance to.........
>>> Â >
>>>
>>>
>>> ... hold all of earth for ransom with his giant space laser of doom.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Common its a FREAKING LASER!  Lasers are cool!
>>
>> (Wait no they're hot aren't they?)
>>
>>
>
> Seriously number two its a cold laser.  It instantly hyper freezes a
> what ever spot it touches.  Sweep it across your enemy, and instead of
> slicing them like a regular laser it freezes a line across their body
> and they shatter at that line if they move before they thaw.  If you are
> truly evil you catch them on the toilet and freeze them just above the
> anus.  They explode in a massive poop storm when they try to push one out.
>
>


Number Two, "Sir?  Could we use it in a wide beam configuration to solve
Global Warming? Maybe refreeze the ice caps and not just slow down the
process, but have an continuous ability to regulate world temperatures?
We could make a lot more money selling this service to the world, than
we ever could ransoming the world and dodging missiles"

"Well that's just shitty number two.  No fun at all, and how is that evil?"

~~~~~

"Mr President the bugs on Dr McEvil's space station are working.  He is
arguing with his second in command about solving global warming or
terrorizing the world  listen to this."

"Interesting.  If they offer to sell their services categorically
refuse.  They'll fall back on their ransom plan.  If they try to ransom
the earth we still refuse and force them to use their freeze ray.."

"Cold laser Sir."

"Cold laser.  Freeze ray.  Whatever.  Either way we got free global
cooling."

"But they might spin it to make themselves look good.  They are an Evil
Inc subsidiary."

"Since when have we ever cared about the motivations of a puppet
president, dictator, or Evil Corpration as long as we get what we want."



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