Re: A few to make you laugh

[ABLE1 <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

This is much better when told in person.
But, since we have this Social Distancing Crap that won't work.

There is a lot of detail here so read carefully.
Fair warning, this may hurt a little.  My apologizes if it does.

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When I was a kid I wanted to buy a 97 Dollar thingie.
Needless to say, I did not have 97 Dollars.
So, I went to my Mom and said, "Mom I want to buy this
97 Dollar thingie.  But, I don't have 97 Dollars, can you help me??"
She said, "Well son, here is 50 Dollars you will have to talk to
your Dad."  Thanks Mom!!

So, I went to my Dad and said, "Dad I want to buy this
97 Dollar thingie.  But, I don't have 97 Dollars, Mom gave me
50 Dollars, can you help me??"  He said, "Sure son, here is 50 Dollars
for you."  Thanks Dad!!

So I went to the store and got the 97 Dollar thingie and brought it
the front check out.
The clerk said, "That will be 97 Dollars, tax included."

I gave the clerk the 100 Dollars and she gave me 3 One Dollar bills as
change for the purchase and placed my thingie in a bag.

I went home with my 97 Dollar thingie and went to my Mom and said,
"Mom, I didn't need all 50 Dollars so here is 1 Dollar back."
She said, "Thanks Son."

I then went to my Dad and said "Dad, I didn't need all 50 Dollars so
here is 1 Dollar back."
He said, "Thanks Son."

Now both my Mom and my Dad gave me 49 Dollars each.

49 plus 49 equals 98 Dollars.  I have 1 Dollar in my pocket.

49 plus 49 plus 1 equals 99 Dollars.

What happened to the other Dollar??