Re: A few to make you laugh

[ABLE1 <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 4/21/2020 11:03 PM, doug wrote:
> "ABLE1" <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> This is much better when told in person.
>> But, since we have this Social Distancing Crap that won't work.
>>
>> There is a lot of detail here so read carefully.
>> Fair warning, this may hurt a little.  My apologizes if it does.
>>
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>> When I was a kid I wanted to buy a 97 Dollar thingie.
>> Needless to say, I did not have 97 Dollars.
>> So, I went to my Mom and said, "Mom I want to buy this
>> 97 Dollar thingie.  But, I don't have 97 Dollars, can you help me??"
>> She said, "Well son, here is 50 Dollars you will have to talk to
>> your Dad."  Thanks Mom!!
>>
>> So, I went to my Dad and said, "Dad I want to buy this
>> 97 Dollar thingie.  But, I don't have 97 Dollars, Mom gave me
>> 50 Dollars, can you help me??"  He said, "Sure son, here is 50 Dollars for
>> you."  Thanks Dad!!
>>
>> So I went to the store and got the 97 Dollar thingie and brought it
>> the front check out.
>> The clerk said, "That will be 97 Dollars, tax included."
>>
>> I gave the clerk the 100 Dollars and she gave me 3 One Dollar bills as
>> change for the purchase and placed my thingie in a bag.
>>
>> I went home with my 97 Dollar thingie and went to my Mom and said,
>> "Mom, I didn't need all 50 Dollars so here is 1 Dollar back."
>> She said, "Thanks Son."
>>
>> I then went to my Dad and said "Dad, I didn't need all 50 Dollars so here
>> is 1 Dollar back."
>> He said, "Thanks Son."
>>
>> Now both my Mom and my Dad gave me 49 Dollars each.
>>
>> 49 plus 49 equals 98 Dollars.  I have 1 Dollar in my pocket.
>>
>> 49 plus 49 plus 1 equals 99 Dollars.
>>
>> What happened to the other Dollar??
>
> Oh Oh I know this one
>
> Its in apartment A under a bowl of fresh & crispy chips
>
>

LOL  Sorry Doug but no bowl here..........