Re: A few to make you laugh

["doug" <vssdoug@xxxxxxxxx>]

"ABLE1" <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> This is much better when told in person.
> But, since we have this Social Distancing Crap that won't work.
>
> There is a lot of detail here so read carefully.
> Fair warning, this may hurt a little.  My apologizes if it does.
>
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> When I was a kid I wanted to buy a 97 Dollar thingie.
> Needless to say, I did not have 97 Dollars.
> So, I went to my Mom and said, "Mom I want to buy this
> 97 Dollar thingie.  But, I don't have 97 Dollars, can you help me??"
> She said, "Well son, here is 50 Dollars you will have to talk to
> your Dad."  Thanks Mom!!
>
> So, I went to my Dad and said, "Dad I want to buy this
> 97 Dollar thingie.  But, I don't have 97 Dollars, Mom gave me
> 50 Dollars, can you help me??"  He said, "Sure son, here is 50 Dollars for
> you."  Thanks Dad!!
>
> So I went to the store and got the 97 Dollar thingie and brought it
> the front check out.
> The clerk said, "That will be 97 Dollars, tax included."
>
> I gave the clerk the 100 Dollars and she gave me 3 One Dollar bills as
> change for the purchase and placed my thingie in a bag.
>
> I went home with my 97 Dollar thingie and went to my Mom and said,
> "Mom, I didn't need all 50 Dollars so here is 1 Dollar back."
> She said, "Thanks Son."
>
> I then went to my Dad and said "Dad, I didn't need all 50 Dollars so here
> is 1 Dollar back."
> He said, "Thanks Son."
>
> Now both my Mom and my Dad gave me 49 Dollars each.
>
> 49 plus 49 equals 98 Dollars.  I have 1 Dollar in my pocket.
>
> 49 plus 49 plus 1 equals 99 Dollars.
>
> What happened to the other Dollar??

Oh Oh I know this one

Its in apartment A under a bowl of fresh & crispy chips