Re: Help needed - Vista-20P sets to Fault every time I trip door sensor.

[Jim Rojas <jrojas@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Roger W wrote:
> On Mar 8, 10:56 pm, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> Roger W wrote:
>>> On Mar 8, 10:01 am, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> Also check to see if you mounted the sensor upside down...I have done
>>>> that a few times myself. If you open the transmitter, you will see the
>>>> glass reed switch on the side. Ademco has marks on the outside of the
>>>> transmitter for proper alignment. Sometimes the serial number label
>>>> cover those alignment marks.
>>>> Jim Rojas
>>> If you install the transmitter upside down, does that mean that you
>>> have to install the receiver upside down as well?
>>> RW
>> Only if you live in China, or any other country opposite the globe. To
>> test this, you simply flush a toilet. If the water circles
>> counterclockwise, then you must install your receiver upside down for
>> proper alignment to the earth's gravitational field.
>>
>> Jim Rojas
>
> Funny you should mention the toilet. I just tested the gravitational
> field in my bowl just now and its working perfectly. I was able to
> ascertain this when the turd dropped and splashed water all over my
> butt. I hate when that happens.
>
> RW
>


HOW TO TAKE A DUMP AT WORK...

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back
in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as
we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK DUMPis inevitable. For
those who hate 'taking the boys to the pool' at work, following is the
Survival Guide 2001 for taking a dump at work. Memorize these
definitions and dumping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE. Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the
urinal or forcing poo in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a
sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you
receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release
an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are
standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it.
No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a
joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE). Definition: When forcing
poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a
side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not
panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to
spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH. Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant
the nose cone of the log hits the water and it is whisked away to an
undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the
WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME. Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the
door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all
farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be
avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER. Definition: A colleague who dumps at work and
damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter
the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look
around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the
bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN). Definition: A group of co-workers who
band together to ensure emergency dumping goes off without incident.
This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS. Definition: Seldom-used bathrooms somewhere in the building
where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly
of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a dumperof your sex
entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR: Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in
the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at
work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves.
This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH. Definition: A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into
the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when
used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE. Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential
Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON. Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting
the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELETTE. Definition: A load of diarrhoea that creates a series
of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee.
Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED. Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around
forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or
sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on
the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the
bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom
attendees.

FLY BY. Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping.
Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the
bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a?

FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you
constantly going into the bathroom. :)