Re: Help needed - Vista-20P sets to Fault every time I trip door sensor.

[Roger W <allucan8@xxxxxxx>]

On Mar 8, 11:47=A0pm, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Roger W wrote:
> > On Mar 8, 10:56 pm, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> Roger W wrote:
> >>> On Mar 8, 10:01 am, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>>> Also check to see if you mounted the sensor upside down...I have don=
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> >>>> that a few times myself. If you open the transmitter, you will see t=
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> >>>> glass reed switch on the side. Ademco has marks on the outside of th=
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> >>>> transmitter for proper alignment. Sometimes the serial number label
> >>>> cover those alignment marks.
> >>>> Jim Rojas
> >>> If you install the transmitter upside down, does that mean that you
> >>> have to install the receiver upside down as well?
> >>> RW
> >> Only if you live in China, or any other country opposite the globe. To
> >> test this, you simply flush a toilet. If the water circles
> >> counterclockwise, then you must install your receiver upside down for
> >> proper alignment to the earth's gravitational field.
>
> >> Jim Rojas
>
> > Funny you should mention the toilet. I just tested the gravitational
> > field in my bowl just now and its working perfectly. I was able to
> > ascertain this when the turd dropped and splashed water all over my
> > butt. I hate when that happens.
>
> > RW
>
> HOW TO TAKE A DUMP AT WORK...
>
> We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back
> in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as
> we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK DUMPis inevitable. For
> those who hate 'taking the boys to the pool' at work, following is the
> Survival Guide 2001 for taking a dump at work. Memorize these
> definitions and dumping at work will become a pure pleasure.
>
> ESCAPEE. Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the
> urinal or forcing poo in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a
> sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you
> receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release
> an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are
> standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it.
> No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a
> joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
>
> JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE). Definition: When forcing
> poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a
> side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not
> panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to
> spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
>
> COURTESY FLUSH. Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant
> the nose cone of the log hits the water and it is whisked away to an
> undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to
> stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the
> WALK OF SHAME.
>
> WALK OF SHAME. Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the
> door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
> uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all
> farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be
> avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
>
> OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER. Definition: A colleague who dumps at work and
> damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter
> the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look
> around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the
> bathroom.
>
> THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN). Definition: A group of co-workers who
> band together to ensure emergency dumping goes off without incident.
> This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
> Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
>
> SAFE HAVENS. Definition: Seldom-used bathrooms somewhere in the building
> where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly
> of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a dumperof your sex
> entering the bathroom.
>
> TURD BURGLAR: Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in
> the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
> shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at
> work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves.
> This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
>
> CAMO-COUGH. Definition: A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into
> the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
> WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when
> used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
>
> ASTAIRE. Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential
> Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
> that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom
> immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
>
> WATERMELON. Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting
> the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
> Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
>
> HAVANA OMELETTE. Definition: A load of diarrhoea that creates a series
> of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee.
> Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
>
> UNCLE TED. Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around
> forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or
> sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on
> the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the
> bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom
> attendees.
>
> FLY BY. Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping.
> Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the
> bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a=85
>
> FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you
> constantly going into the bathroom. :)- Hide quoted text -
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That certainly was a mouthfull   :-)
RW