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Re: An email from yoursecuritysource.com's hosting provider



Just Looking wrote:
> I am a fat sack (250 lbs plus and at least a 40 inch waist) so my outfits
> would be way to big for you. Sorry.
> I am jealous though. A 36 inch waist? I bet all the boys fight over you! For
> me I couldn't even get Larry Craig to put his foot under my stall, even if I
> reached down there and grabbed it.


That's your problem.  You're far too polite.  You need about ten feet of
  3/4" double braided nylon cord and hog tie the sucker.


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