Re: ADT Security Canada

["Allan Waghalter" <awaghalter@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I like the caution on the kids bubble bath box that says, "Do not get wet"
"Robert L Bass" <sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 14:58:56 -0400, Robert L Bass
> <sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> > ... stupid consumer product liability warning labels...
>> > DO NOT PUT YOUR TONGUE ON RUNNING LAWN MOWER
>> > BLADE SEVERE INJURY MAY RESULT.
>> > Do not put loaded gun in your mouth and pull
>> > trigger or your survivors will sue the shit out of us.
>>
>> My favorite is:
>> "Warning!  Do not look at LASER with remaining eye."  :^)
>
> Actually, my favorite of all times is this one.  You print it on
> a self-stick label with your laser printer and affix it to the
> elevator control panel.
>
> "7 Button Does Not Work.
> Please press 3 and 4"
> --
>
> Regards,
> Robert L Bass
>
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